Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

*you can see me writing furiously into a notebook titled ALCHEMICAL YOGURT IDEAS*
*peering over my shoulder you can see that I am actually drawing a crude picture of a happy bat eating yogurt. the bat is saying "OM NOM" and there are a lot of hearts and stars around him*

 

[Arishipshape]

*you can see me writing furiously into a notebook titled ALCHEMICAL YOGURT IDEAS*
*peering over my shoulder you can see that I am actually drawing a crude picture of a happy bat eating yogurt. the bat is saying "OM NOM" and there are a lot of hearts and stars around him*

Awww, I didn't know you had a boyfriend! And he likes yogurt as much as you do! Can I meet him?

 

[metatherat]

Awww, I didn't know you had a boyfriend! And he likes yogurt as much as you do! Can I meet him?

That is me, ta the bat! Not my boyfr-
*suddenly thoughtful*
*writes CLONE SELF POTION into the notebook*

 

[Arishipshape]

That is me, ta the bat! Not my boyfr-
*suddenly thoughtful*
*writes CLONE SELF POTION into the notebook*

*visible confusion*
This bat looks nothing like you, and why would you draw hearts all around him if not for a romantic relationship--
*sees the note*
...this gives "go copulate with yourself" a new meaning.

 

[metatherat]

*visible confusion*
This bat looks nothing like you, and why would you draw hearts all around him if not for a romantic relationship--
*sees the note*
...this gives "go copulate with yourself" a new meaning.

*a bit flustered*
Hey! No look at Meta's alchemy yogurt notebook! These are trade secrets! Industrial espionage! Help!

 

[Arishipshape]

*a bit flustered*
Hey! No look at Meta's alchemy yogurt notebook! These are trade secrets! Industrial espionage! Help!

"Industrial"--Are you under the impression I work for some kind of yogurt company or something? I don't even like yogurt. ...That much. I guess it makes for a fine occasional snack but nothing next to your obsession. Besides, you'll have to share your secrets at some point. You're not immortal, and it would be such a loss to the art of yogurt alchemy for your knowledge to die with you. Almost like you should take an apprentice at some point...

 

[metatherat]

"Industrial"--Are you under the impression I work for some kind of yogurt company or something? I don't even like yogurt. ...That much. I guess it makes for a fine occasional snack but nothing next to your obsession. Besides, you'll have to share your secrets at some point. You're not immortal, and it would be such a loss to the art of yogurt alchemy for your knowledge to die with you. Almost like you should take an apprentice at some point...

I could, but a batlchemist needs to be a bat, obviously!
*looks over at BAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, and back over to you*
*edges slightly towards the POTION*
*points vigorously at the POTION*
Bat transformation potionnn~ it's batastic.... lalala~

 

[Arishipshape]

I could, but a batlchemist needs to be a bat, obviously!
*looks over at BAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, and back over to you*
*edges slightly towards the POTION*
*points vigorously at the POTION*
Bat transformation potionnn~ it's batastic.... lalala~

*smirks*
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

 

[metatherat]

*smirks*
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

If you recall, I did actually fool you twice.
But that's all in the past. We should focus on the batty future! with the trilling, and the nuzzling, and the guano.

 

[Arishipshape]

If you recall, I did actually fool you twice.
But that's all in the past. We should focus on the batty future! with the trilling, and the nuzzling, and the guano.

Well. Shame on me, then. But I don't want to discover what happens at fooling me thrice so I'm not falling for this again!

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

This was no boating accident!

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

It was a woof.

 

[metatherat]

Well. Shame on me, then. But I don't want to discover what happens at fooling me thrice so I'm not falling for this again!

Falling for what? Love, of yourself, as a cute flappy bat? :3

This was no boating accident!

It was a woof.

 

[Arishipshape]

Falling for what? Love, of yourself, as a cute flappy bat? :3

Well I can't say I'm entirely opposed to being a NON-cute flappy bat, seeing as I know some, uh, quite attractive bat hybrids, the real crux of the matter is falling for your deception about the nature of potential apprenticeship. Besides, I've had enough TFs for *counts on fingers* 4 lifetimes so I'd like to just stick with this form at this point.

 

[metatherat]

I'd like to just stick with this form at this point.

Aww. Fine...
*gives GLUE POTION*

 

[Arishipshape]

Aww. Fine...
*gives GLUE POTION*

*examines GLUE POTION*
*sniffs it*
I can't tell if this is GLUE POTION or RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION mixed with INERT GLUE SMELLING POTION.

 

[ben909]

This was no boating accident!

It was a woof.

finds wolfboat

 

[metatherat]

*examines GLUE POTION*
*sniffs it*
I can't tell if this is GLUE POTION or RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION mixed with INERT GLUE SMELLING POTION.

Oh, you think that everything is RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. You have RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION on the brain. Which is probably some kind of side effect from all that RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION you drank.

finds wolfboat

Nice sona idea....?

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh, you think that everything is RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. You have RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION on the brain. Which is probably some kind of side effect from all that RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION you drank.

*eye twitches*
Well gee, I wonder what caused me to ingest so much of that accursed, untested substance! Perhaps I woke up one day and decided I just loved the flavor of it! Or perhaps there are some health benefits to spending half your time as a rat! OR MAYBE YOU FOISTED IT UPON ME AGAINST MY WILL!
*throws GLUE POTION in rage*

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

I like to eat the peanut butter first.

 

[metatherat]

*eye twitches*
Well gee, I wonder what caused me to ingest so much of that accursed, untested substance! Perhaps I woke up one day and decided I just loved the flavor of it! Or perhaps there are some health benefits to spending half your time as a rat! OR MAYBE YOU FOISTED IT UPON ME AGAINST MY WILL!
*throws GLUE POTION in rage*

Hey! You liked being a rat! Also careful with that GLUE POTION, it's really sticky.

At any rat-e, I mean bat-e, it's time for me to sleep the bat-sleep :3
until tomorrow, fellowfurs :3

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

What a cute little bat rat

 

[ben909]

*eye twitches*
Well gee, I wonder what caused me to ingest so much of that accursed, untested substance! Perhaps I woke up one day and decided I just loved the flavor of it! Or perhaps there are some health benefits to spending half your time as a rat! OR MAYBE YOU FOISTED IT UPON ME AGAINST MY WILL!
*throws GLUE POTION in rage*

mushrooms offer to sell you potion test strips

although i did not really teach them how to make them

 

[ben909]

(although its probably sleepytime for me)

 

[Arishipshape]

Hey! You liked being a rat!

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also careful with that GLUE POTION, it's really sticky.

O_O
Is that what that was?
*goes to clean up the mess I made*

mushrooms offer to sell you potion test strips

...I mean I guess it couldn't hurt to try them. *dubious potion test strips added to inventory*