Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

Primary rule for surviving Mom Fox.
Don't go near her during the time of her 'red rage' lest ye wish to be the first being to achieve orbit without the benefit of a shuttle.

(Bonus point if you know where I nicked that from)
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That one's lost on me...
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[TR273]

That one's lost on me...
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I'll wait a little...
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

I'll wait a little...
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He may be fast, but he won't catch up on that.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*is confuse*
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[WXYZ]

*transforms @A Minty cheetah into a cute moon, nyooms around it*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*moons about*
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[Izzy4895]

Yes!
I didn't get scolded for an innuendo!!!
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*Spanks you instead of scolding.*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Spanks you instead of scolding.*

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*takes it like a boss*
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[Izzy4895]

Do otters wear Pred-a-Tu-Tu?

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[A Minty cheetah]

Oh yeah, I forgot I had the tutu on!

*pirouettes*
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[Izzy4895]

Why are foxes wearing tutus at Samosa Skunk?

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[A Minty cheetah]

Why are foxes wearing tutus at Samosa Skunk?

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Because fabulous?
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[Simo]

Do otters wear Pred-a-Tu-Tu?

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In fact.....yes:

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[TR273]

*is confuse*
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It's a Warhammer 40k reference, the joke being it is the first of the 497 (at the last count) Space Marine Commandments.
'Thou will not go near our blessed Sisters of Battle during the time of their red rage, lest ye wish to be the first human into orbit without a shuttle.'

*moons about*
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*Doesn't give in to the potential innuendo*
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[A Minty cheetah]

It's a Warhammer 40k reference, the joke being it is the first of the 497 (at the last count) Space Marine Commandments.
'Thou will not go near our blessed Sisters of Battle during the time of their red rage, lest ye wish to be the first human into orbit without a shuttle.'

*Doesn't give in to the potential innuendo*
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Warhammer isn't my thing, so I'd never have got that!

I only spotted the innuendo potential after pressing post!
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[TR273]

Warhammer isn't my thing, so I'd never have got that!

I only spotted the innuendo potential after pressing post!
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Full moon over Newcastle?
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[Izzy4895]

Have you ever [redacted] so much that your [redacted] got [redacted]?

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[TR273]

Have you ever [redacted] so much that your [redacted] got [redacted]?

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*Universe implodes*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Full moon over Newcastle?
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Who's in Newcastle?

Have you ever [redacted] so much that your [redacted] got [redacted]?

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That information is <redacted>
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[TR273]

Who's in Newcastle?

Many people who deserve to be mooned.
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[A Minty cheetah]

Many people who deserve to be mooned.
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*goes to Newcastle wearing assless trousers*
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[TR273]

*goes to Newcastle wearing assless trousers*
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*Spanks dat ass all round the Bigg Market*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Spanks dat ass all round the Bigg Market*
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This was going to be purely a mooning trip...

*finds nearest gay bar...*
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[Simo]

This was going to be purely a mooning trip...

*finds nearest gay bar...*
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Have you tried The Fox Hole Lounge?

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[TR273]

This was going to be purely a mooning trip...

*finds nearest gay bar...*
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126 Granger Street...
...
...
... Don't ask how I know that.
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