Predators and Prey

[TrixieFox]

the SYNTHETIC MEAT DISPENSER, obviously *nodnod*

*your new sons look at you and nod quietly*

... whats synthetic about it.. a mix of RAT and SQUIRREL???

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

the SYNTHETIC MEAT DISPENSER, obviously *nodnod*

*your new sons look at you and nod quietly*

I have no children’s. It was supposed to be new sona.

 

[Arishipshape]

"being temporary, they likely suppress your genes and use their own set, although its possible they just bring transformed protein and such with them, and transform your bodies new proteins into rat body parts, and don't alter genes at all, as they were off without much of a trace, although the instructions to alter your bodies proteins likely counts as genes itself)
vaporeon character looks at some notes
"this is different then the eevee 'virus' that inserts eevee genes and structures into your cells and dna at a basic level, conserving old genes in the process, but also changing your base state to its improved form, this is part of why the first change into an eevee took so long, and why you had an easy time evolving into a bipedal form"

Hmmm. *nods* That makes sense.

he neglects to tell you that before becoming a glaceon, there was a small chance of becoming something visually human again through evolution, but that window of time has passed, glaceon genes were selected along with many human genes to create your current form

*remains ignorant of this stunning fact*

So if they are related to you. Then you admit you are part rat

What?! NO! I'm not saying they're related to me, I'm saying that your argument only works if you're claiming they're related to me! And I suppose they must be related to me since all life is related through evolution if you go far enough back but that doesn't count.

 

[ben909]

(also the vaporeon character made that comment not the mushroom character)

 

[Lenago]

Hmmm. *nods* That makes sense.

*remains ignorant of this stunning fact*

What?! NO! I'm not saying they're related to me, I'm saying that your argument only works if you're claiming they're related to me! And I suppose they must be related to me since all life is related through evolution if you go far enough back but that doesn't count.

So what you are saying...you're a rat

 

[Arishipshape]

So what you are saying...you're a rat

-_-
Do I look anything like a rat to you?

 

[metatherat]

... whats synthetic about it.. a mix of RAT and SQUIRREL???

*visible confusion*

So what you are saying...you're a rat

He is?! *sniffs Ari inquisitively*

 

[Lenago]

-_-
Do I look anything like a rat to you?

......*puts a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on you*

Yep

 

[Arishipshape]

......*puts a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on you*

Yep

But I have MOUSE ears. Not rat ears. *troll face*
*chucks the ears at you*

He is?! *sniffs Ari inquisitively*

-_-
Trust me Meta, if I ever find myself a rat again you will be the first to know.

 

[ben909]

-_-
Do I look anything like a rat to you?

"he is just saying that because of his dislike for the lettuce investigation "(fhis one comes from the mushroom characters)(also could not spell the words i wanted)

 

[Arishipshape]

"he is just saying that because of his dislike for the lettuce investigation "(fhis one comes from the mushroom characters)(also could not spell the words i wanted)

Lettuce investigation?? What did I miss?

 

[ben909]

Lettuce investigation?? What did I miss?

people were claiming he was in fact a lettuce and not a fox, some investigations are still ongoing , but most have finished

 

[metatherat]

Trust me Meta, if I ever find myself a rat again you will be the first to know.

Ee, is it because you know that you will be wanting to snuggle your fellow ratties? Because I understand perfectly.

Lettuce investigation?? What did I miss?

*goes to investigate if there is any lettuce in Lenago's pantry*

 

[Arishipshape]

Ee, is it because you know that you will be wanting to snuggle your fellow ratties? Because I understand perfectly.

No, Meta. It will be because I am screaming your name in anger.

 

[Lenago]

people were claiming he was in fact a lettuce and not a fox, some investigations are still ongoing , but most have finished

How do i look like a lettuce?!

 

[ben909]

How do i look like a lettuce?!

"no, but many here have very bad eyes "

 

[Arishipshape]

How do i look like a lettuce?!

*puts some ears of lettuce on you*

 

[Lenago]

*puts some ears of lettuce on you*

*looks up at it*....since when do lettuce have ears, rat knight?

 

[Arishipshape]

*looks up at it*....since when do lettuce have ears, rat knight?

They don’t. I just thought it would be proportionate revenge for the equally illogical reasoning you subjected me to. Since when do rats have mouse ears?

 

[ben909]

They don’t. I just thought it would be proportionate revenge for the equally illogical reasoning you subjected me to. Since when do rats have mouse ears?

the snake scientist goes away before anyone notices or becomes suspicious

 

[Lenago]

They don’t. I just thought it would be proportionate revenge for the equally illogical reasoning you subjected me to. Since when do rats have mouse ears?

Since Mousy the rat, his mother was a mouse and his father was a rat

 

[ben909]

Since Mousy the rat, his mother was a mouse and his father was a rat

"that too"

 

[Arishipshape]

Since Mousy the rat, his mother was a mouse and his father was a rat

The exception that proves the rule, my dear lettuce friend.

 

[Lenago]

The exception that proves the rule, my dear lettuce friend.

Fox, ya frost knight...well more like vampire fox, but still a fox

 

[Arishipshape]

Fox, ya frost knight...well more like vampire fox, but still a fox

Wait, you're a real vampire? Those fangs aren't decorative?
*arms self with holy water and cross*
Stay back! Vampiric transformations are still transformations!