Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Huh... how do you get those glowey eyes then if not through the supernatural undead magic animation keeping your dead body walking?

mushrooms give a multihour lecture on bioluminescence, and umbereon, and that you would look that way using some moves

 

[Arishipshape]

*splashed you with rat tf potion*

Great. Just great. I'm sending you the dry cleaning bill for this. Good thing I always cover my entire body with clothing, could you imagine what would've happened if I was wearing anything even slightly revealing?

 

[metatherat]

Supplier of what?

*you notice a stall manned by a sharp-fanged rat, it says "BARON VERMIN'S DISCOUNT BLOOD STALL"*

No i just eat a especial garlic and then puff instante vampire

By the way, I ate the especial garlic. It was tasty :3

*slowly facepalms*
Meta... the odds of me ending up a rat through no fault of your own are virtually zero.

This isn't VR, though. So it does not rattply :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Who said i was dead or undead?

Vampires... are... undead last I checked.

mushrooms give a multihour lecture on bioluminescence, and umbereon, and that you would look that way using some moves

*listens attentively*

*you notice a stall manned by a sharp-fanged rat, it says "BARON VERMIN'S DISCOUNT BLOOD STALL"*

*questions where this blood is coming from*

This isn't VR, though. So it does not rattply :3

What does virtual reality have to do with this?

 

[Lenago]

Vampires... are... undead last I checked.

This is just a transformation, not 100% classic vampires....come to think of it. Knowing my history. not sure if i can die...i survived freaking bombs and nukes after all

 

[metatherat]

*questions where this blood is coming from*

*"I, uhh, found it. In the, uh, forest." the rat explains*

What does virtual reality have to do with this?

You said the chances were close to zero virtually! But this is totes RL. *bat wingerguns*

 

[Arishipshape]

This is just a transformation, not 100% classic vampires....come to think of it. Knowing my history. not sure if i can die...i survived freaking bombs and nukes after all

Ohhh... so you're not changed at your very nature or core but simply achieve fangs and eyes through standard TF effects... so not a real vampire.
*sigh of relief*
*stows anti-vampire weapons*

*"I, uhh, found it. In the, uh, forest." the rat explains*

*suspicious squint*
Was it just, lying on the ground? If so how'd you get it into the containers?

You said the chances were close to zero virtually! But this is totes RL. *bat wingerguns*

...
The chances are EFFECTIVELY zero!

 

[ben909]

Ohhh... so you're not changed at your very nature or core but simply achieve fangs and eyes through standard TF effects... so not a real vampire.
*sigh of relief*
*stows anti-vampire weapons*

*suspicious squint*
Was it just, lying on the ground? If so how'd you get it into the containers?

...
The chances are EFFECTIVELY zero!

a mushroom warns you that digging into details od black market suppliers makes it harder to get things

 

[metatherat]

*suspicious squint*
Was it just, lying on the ground? If so how'd you get it into the containers?

*"I spat it in there. Anyway, who are you, the blood police?", the rat says*

...
The chances are EFFECTIVELY zero!

Curious opinion coming from someone dripping with RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION!

 

[Lenago]

Ohhh... so you're not changed at your very nature or core but simply achieve fangs and eyes through standard TF effects... so not a real vampire.
*sigh of relief*
*stows anti-vampire weapons*

Yep, still float, turn to a bat and drink blood...lots of people carry around pepper spray now a days

 

[ben909]

*"I spat it in there. Anyway, who are you, the blood police?", the rat says*

Curious opinion coming from someone dripping with RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION!

"wasn't his comment being it not being related to you"

 

[ben909]

.lots of people carry around pepper spray now a days

both me and ari(i think) have ice beam for that

 

[metatherat]

a mushroom warns you that digging into details od black market suppliers makes it harder to get things

*BARON VERMIN nodnods emphatically*

Yep, still float, turn to a bat and drink blood...lots of people carry around pepper spray now a days

Yeah, those anthro peppers are a menace *nodnod*

"wasn't his comment being it not being related to you"

*BARON VERMIN tells you that this sentence gave him an aneurysm*

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

Who said i was dead or undead?

Clearly, you are undead, like me!

 

[metatherat]

Clearly, you are undead, like me!

*points VAMPIRE DETECTOR at you*

 

[Lenago]

Clearly, you are undead, like me!

Do i look dead to ya?

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

Do i look dead to ya?

Your feet are cold

 

[Arishipshape]

a mushroom warns you that digging into details od black market suppliers makes it harder to get things

And what things would I want to acquire?

*"I spat it in there. Anyway, who are you, the blood police?", the rat says*

No, merely a curious citizen trying to ensure no foul play occurs in the vicinity. Carry on...
*keeps a suspicious lookout*

Curious opinion coming from someone dripping with RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION!

And yet not a rat. Besides, Lenago almost assuradly acquired the potion from you, making you ultimately responsible anyways.

Yep, still float, turn to a bat and drink blood...lots of people carry around pepper spray now a days

O_O
So you DO have vampiric powers.

both me and ari(i think) have ice beam for that

*test shoots an Ice Beam*
Still got it.

 

[ben909]

No, merely a curious citizen trying to ensure no foul play occurs in the vicinity. Carry on...
*keeps a suspicious lookout*

And yet not a rat. Besides, Lenago almost assuradly acquired the potion from you, making you ultimately responsible anyways.

O_O
So you DO have vampiric powers.

*test shoots an Ice Beam*
Still got it.

"it is a very helpful move"

 

[Arishipshape]

Do i look dead to ya?

No, you look undead. Here, drink this and let's see what happens. *offers holy water*

 

[Lenago]

Your feet are cold

Of course i dont wear shoes

And what things would I want to acquire?

No, merely a curious citizen trying to ensure no foul play occurs in the vicinity. Carry on...
*keeps a suspicious lookout*

And yet not a rat. Besides, Lenago almost assuradly acquired the potion from you, making you ultimately responsible anyways.

O_O
So you DO have vampiric powers.

Kind of, but dont worry Arikins, i wont bit ya, not unless ya want me too grrrr~

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

No, you look undead. Here, drink this and let's see what happens. *offers holy water*

Don’t do it! It’s a trap!

 

[metatherat]

Do i look dead to ya?

*a passing zombie gives you the UNDEAD FINGERGUNS*

And yet not a rat. Besides, Lenago almost assuradly acquired the potion from you, making you ultimately responsible anyways.

Hey, I don't have the monopoly on POTIONS!
*points at another stall, "SQUEEK THE UNRELIABLE'S ALARMINGLY CHEAP POTIONS"*
*Squeek sees me pointing and waves*

 

[Arishipshape]

Of course i dont wear shoes

...Your feet don't hurt?

Kind of, but dont worry Arikins, i wont bit ya, not unless ya want me too grrrr~

*looks around for this "Arikins" fellow*

Hey, I don't have the monopoly on POTIONS!
*points at another stall, "SQUEEK THE UNRELIABLE'S ALARMINGLY CHEAP POTIONS"*
*Squeek sees me pointing and waves*

...
Notice the potions specifically say "unreliable". Yours reliably turn people into rats. Ergo, any sane person trying to turn someone into a rat would turn to you, not Mr. Squeek here.

 

[Arishipshape]

Don’t do it! It’s a trap!

No it's not! This is perfectly normal holy water that deals no damage to non-undead, non-evil creatures! See?
*takes a sip*
*gags*
*pretends to be fine with a strained thumbs up*