Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

No, merely a curious citizen trying to ensure no foul play occurs in the vicinity. Carry on...
*keeps a suspicious lookout*

*some chickens wearing football jerseys give you dark looks*

Notice the potions specifically say "unreliable". Yours reliably turn people into rats. Ergo, any sane person trying to turn someone into a rat would turn to you, not Mr. Squeek here.

*you see a bunch of fursons buying RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS from Squeek's HALLOWEEN POTION SALE*

 

[ben909]

No it's not! This is perfectly normal holy water that deals no damage to non-undead, non-evil creatures! See?
*takes a sip*
*gags*
*pretends to be fine with a strained thumbs up*

tries it

a message bar appears over everyones vision, it says " water absorb healed 50 hp" after i take a small sip...

 

[metatherat]

tries it

a message bar appears over everyones vision, it says " water absorb healed 50 hp" after i take a small sip...

*decides to get a glass of cider at the message bar*

 

[Arishipshape]

*you see a bunch of fursons buying RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS from Squeek's HALLOWEEN POTION SALE*

...Well maybe those people WANT to have an unreliable effect occur for recreational purposes.
...
*looks left*
*looks right*
*makes sure nobody's watching*

*asks Mr. Squeak about what potion options he stocks*

tries it

a message bar appears over everyones vision, it says " water absorb healed 50 hp" after i take a small sip...

OKAY LOOK a water type move ORDINARILY deals damage, water absorb prevents the damage and turns it to healing, that TOTALLY would've burned the crap out of you if you didn't have water absorb!

 

[ben909]

...Well maybe those people WANT to have an unreliable effect occur for recreational purposes.
...
*looks left*
*looks right*
*makes sure nobody's watching*

*asks Mr. Squeak about what potion options he stocks*


OKAY LOOK a water type move ORDINARILY deals damage, water absorb prevents the damage and turns it to healing, that TOTALLY would've burned the crap out of you if you didn't have water absorb!

"thats the point"(also vaporeon are hp tanks, it would of been a half or third at most)


also vaporeon character overhears everything, as he has very good hearing

 

[Arishipshape]

"thats the point"(also vaporeon are hp tanks, it would of been a half or third at most)

So the fact that it didn't hurt you DOESN'T mean you aren't evil!

(and yeah just a sip wouldn't have outright killed even a less tanky Pokemon)

 

[metatherat]

...Well maybe those people WANT to have an unreliable effect occur for recreational purposes.
...
*looks left*
*looks right*
*makes sure nobody's watching*

*asks Mr. Squeak about what potion options he stocks*

*Squeek says that today, he is having a sale on the faboulous and hard to get PROBABLY RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, and nothing else, because that's all he has. He creates his POTIONS in big batches and then sells the lot*

*makes sure nobody's watching*

*also, the chickens are still staring, with their beady chicken eyes, as is BARON VERMIN, although he can't see very well with his rat-eyes, so he is actually looking at the wall next to you*

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

I changed coloure

 

[Arishipshape]

*Squeek says that today, he is having a sale on the faboulous and hard to get PROBABLY RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, and nothing else, because that's all he has. He creates his POTIONS in big batches and then sells the lot*

*nods*
Thank you for enlightening me, have a good day Mr. Squeek.

*also, the chickens are still staring, with their beady chicken eyes, as is BARON VERMIN, although he can't see very well with his rat-eyes, so he is actually looking at the wall next to you*

*glares at the chickens*
Don't you know it's rude to stare?

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

Why are the chickens?

 

[Lenago]

...Your feet don't hurt?

No, why should they?

 

[Arishipshape]

No, why should they?

Because... the ground... is rough? And you aren't wearing shoes? Or do you have paws instead of more human-like feet?
*kneels down, examines your feet*

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

No, why should they?

Because they are cold

 

[metatherat]

I changed coloure

Nice colours there, woofy wuff! Wery, I mean, very halloveeny :3

*nods*
Thank you for enlightening me, have a good day Mr. Squeek.

*He says the LIGHT POTIONS won't be in stock until next week*

*glares at the chickens*
Don't you know it's rude to stare?

*"bukaawk!"*

Why are the chickens?

"What do you mean, why we are? Why you, why anything?! Huh?!"

 

[Arishipshape]

*He says the LIGHT POTIONS won't be in stock until next week*

Ahh, thank you for informing me, Mr. Squeek.

*"bukaawk!"*

WHAT?!

 

[metatherat]

WHAT?!

*"BUKAAAWWKK!!"*

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

*"BUKAAAWWKK!!"*

Buk why?

 

[Arishipshape]

*"BUKAAAWWKK!!"*

Oh--OOOOH, bukaWk, okay, okay, sorry, I misheard. Carry on.

 

[metatherat]

Buk why?

*"KAAAWWKK!!*"

 

[Arishipshape]

*"KAAAWWKK!!*"

WHAT?!

 

[ben909]

Because... the ground... is rough? And you aren't wearing shoes? Or do you have paws instead of more human-like feet?
*kneels down, examines your feet*

... notes thar having paws is not required for going without shoes

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

*"KAAAWWKK!!*"

Oh boy

 

[Arishipshape]

... notes thar having paws is not required for going without shoes

True but I know from experience that non pawed feet are more susceptible to the rough ground than pawed.

 

[metatherat]

Oh boy

Get ready your secret project!

 

[Lenago]

Because... the ground... is rough? And you aren't wearing shoes? Or do you have paws instead of more human-like feet?
*kneels down, examines your feet*

*what you see*