Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

*gets arrested for indecent exposure*
Well damn, I didn't think this through...
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[Simo]

*gets arrested for indecent exposure*
Well damn, I didn't think this through...
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Indecent? They just lack good taste!!!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Indecent? They just lack good taste!!!

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*blushes*
D'aww, you're too kind!
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[TR273]

*gets arrested for indecent exposure*
Well damn, I didn't think this through...
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Don't worry I got this!
'Officer, my friend here had the ass of his trousers stolen by the chavs, those ones!'
*Local bizzies (police in Newcastle) take off, eager to crack some skulls.*
There you go Minty, freedom, and you got a lovely set of free handcuffs
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[A Minty cheetah]

Don't worry I got this!
'Officer, my friend here had the ass of his trousers stolen by the chavs, those ones!'
*Local bizzies (police in Newcastle) take off, eager to crack some skulls.*
There you go Minty, freedom, and you got a lovely set of free handcuffs
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Hehe, you guys seem to know me well...

*finds someone to use the handcuffs*
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[Izzy4895]

Have you tried The Fox Hole Lounge?

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They have some interesting mixed drinks that make use of Fizzy Izzy soda.

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[A Minty cheetah]

*wanting in on the beverage market, starts "Cheeky Chee Cider Co."*
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[TR273]

*Opens 'Mousies Malt Distillery'*
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[A Minty cheetah]

My first product, a 6.5% abv, medium-dry cider called "Nyoomer" hits the shelves!
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[Simo]

They have some interesting mixed drinks that make use of Fizzy Izzy soda.

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I've heard rumors that some of these Fizzy-Izzy-lifting drinks have the effect of lifting a skunk's tail!!!!

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[A Minty cheetah]

I've heard rumors that some of these Fizzy-Izzy-lifting drinks have the effect of lifting a skunk's tail!!!!

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They make people fart???
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[Simo]

They make people fart???
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Try one, and see....

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[Ravofox]

Don't worry I got this!
'Officer, my friend here had the ass of his trousers stolen by the chavs, those ones!'
*Local bizzies (police in Newcastle) take off, eager to crack some skulls.*
There you go Minty, freedom, and you got a lovely set of free handcuffs
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This debauchery wouldn't be happening if everyone was still worshiping RavoGod!

Try one, and see....

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No @A Minty cheetah, don't touch it!!

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[A Minty cheetah]

This debauchery wouldn't be happening if everyone was still worshiping RavoGod!


No @A Minty cheetah, don't touch it!!

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*drops the soda immediately, it smashing on the floor*
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*the floor farts*

 

[Simo]

*drops the soda immediately, it smashing on the floor*
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*the floor farts*

Don't blame the floor! That was @Ravofox using a special form of Vulpine Ventriloquism!

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[Ravofox]

*drops the soda immediately, it smashing on the floor*
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*the floor farts*

That was kind of funny

Don't blame the floor! That was @Ravofox using a special form of Vulpine Ventriloquism!

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That's rubbish!!! It was obviously you!!

Don't eat beans, eat meat!!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*boffs*
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Boff is the best word to mean fart...fact!

 

[Simo]

*opens a new chain, "Fava Fox™", selling 100% Fava Bean burgers, that taste exactly like those at Burger Fox....only.....better*

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[Ravofox]

*opens a new chain, "Fava Fox™", selling 100% Fava Bean burgers, that taste exactly like those at Burger Fox....only.....better*

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Hmmm, someone has snitched the recipe! *glares at @Izzy4895*

*boffs*
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Boff is the best word to mean fart...fact!

*locks into zoo until you've finished boffing*

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[Simo]

Hmmm, someone has snitched the recipe! *glares at @Izzy4895*



*locks into zoo until you've finished boffing*

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*releases @A Minty cheetah from zoo, and gives a free vacation to Vulpine Valley*

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Edit: I am not sure I have ever actually released Minty, from a zoo. History has been made!

 

[TR273]

This debauchery wouldn't be happening if everyone was still worshiping RavoGod!

You say that like debauchery is a bad thing...
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[A Minty cheetah]

*releases @A Minty cheetah from zoo, and gives a free vacation to Vulpine Valley*

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Edit: I am not sure I have ever actually released Minty, from a zoo. History has been made!

It's a miracle!!!
*zoo collapses out of shock*
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[TR273]

It's a miracle!!!
*zoo collapses out of shock*
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In the audience, a wheelchair bound stag suddenly leaps to his hooves, shouts 'I Can Walk' and runs out of the room.
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[Simo]

It's a miracle!!!
*zoo collapses out of shock*
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Somebody may have a heart attack! Here, better get in this (strictly ornamental, pink, glittery) cage, just to protect the public health!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Somebody may have a heart attack! Here, better get in this (strictly ornamental, pink, glittery) cage, just to protect the public health!

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I can get away much quicker out of the cage, thank you!
*nyooms away, still wearing pink tutu from earlier*

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