Predators and Prey

[ben909]

burns chicken flesh in a box

 

[metatherat]

how are y'all?

I'm doing good :3
I ratctually have the whole weekend off for a change, that's been rare lately :3
Hope everything's cool over there in the foxlife, too

burns chicken flesh in a box

*sniffsniff*
I think you're burning your food :O

 

[ben909]

I'm doing good :3
I ratctually have the whole weekend off for a change, that's been rare lately :3
Hope everything's cool over there in the foxlife, too

*sniffsniff*
I think you're burning your food :O

"it has not turned black yet"

 

[metatherat]

"it has not turned black yet"

It's not supposed to :O

 

[Guifrog]

Rathopotamus
Benelephant
Borophatipus
Lenagalapagus tortoise
Franzalamander
Trixaurus
Mattatouille

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

Rathopotamus
Benelephant
Borophatipus
Lenagalapagus tortoise
Franzalamander
Trixaurus
Mattatouille

Guiflapopotamus.

 

[metatherat]

Rathopotamus

*arises slowly through the surface of a bowlful of yogurt*
btruuh!

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

Yogurt! I hate yogurt!

 

[Guifrog]

*arises slowly through the surface of a bowlful of yogurt*
btruuh!

*licks the big ball of yogurt that arose, very thoroughly*

Yogurt! I hate yogurt!

WHYYYYYYYY, did it say mean things to you?

 

[metatherat]

Yogurt! I hate yogurt!

This is excellent news! This means that all of the yogurt you could potentially have eaten, I, Meta the rat, can eat instead!

Okay, I am ready! Bring me all of your yogurt that you potentially could have eaten! *licks muzzle*
And you are a big woof, too! I bet you could have eaten a lot of yogurt! Yesss!

*licks the big ball of yogurt that arose, very thoroughly*

*flares nostrils*
*brhrhh*

 

[ben909]

*licks the big ball of yogurt that arose, very thoroughly*


WHYYYYYYYY, did it say mean things to you?

mushrooms pull up a web page with a list of crimes YOGURT is accused of commiting, its worse when its YOGHURT

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Okay, I am ready! Bring me all of your yogurt that you potentially could have eaten! *licks muzzle*
And you are a big woof, too! I bet you could have eaten a lot of yogurt! Yesss!

*brings you literally all of the yogurt*
Here you go! Have it! I never knew you were into feederisim, Meta! But to each their own. >w<

 

[metatherat]

*brings you literally all of the yogurt*
Here you go! Have it! I never knew you were into feederisim, Meta! But to each their own. >w<

*rushes off to brew an EMERGENCY REFRIGERATION POTION*

And then, I am off to sleep, good night, furpals. Stay fuzzyyy :3

 

[TrixieFox]

I'm doing good :3
I ratctually have the whole weekend off for a change, that's been rare lately :3
Hope everything's cool over there in the foxlife, too

doing ok

 

[Lenago]

*the waves flow into @Lenago's pantry and when they recede, they leave cheese and pantry rodents scattered all over the kitchen and living room floor*
*rises to feet, shakes water off fur*
Hi :3

*walks passed my living room*

Sniff sniff, why do i smell the sea?

*opens my kitchen door and gets flooded by a big wave*,

ACKKBLARGGG!!

 

[Arishipshape]

This is excellent news! This means that all of the yogurt you could potentially have eaten, I, Meta the rat, can eat instead!

Is it… physically possible to offend you?

 

[metatherat]

doing ok

That's certainly better than "everything is terrible, giant ants are biting my skull repeatedly and a volcano is erupting in the background" *rat fingerguns*

*walks passed my living room*
Sniff sniff, why do i smell the sea?
*opens my kitchen door and gets flooded by a big wave*,
ACKKBLARGGG!!

Close your mouth so you don't accidentally swallow any cheese! Some of the pantry rats have scent marked some of it, which means it's theirs! :O

Is it… physically possible to offend you?

I am a very practical ratto, especially when it comes to yogurt >:3
*gets a resolute look and stares proudly into the horizon, or would if there was not a pile of rats next to me on the floor, causing me to end up stare proudly at the hindquarters of an another rat instead*

 

[Lenago]

That's certainly better than "everything is terrible, giant ants are biting my skull repeatedly and a volcano is erupting in the background" *rat fingerguns*

Close your mouth so you don't accidentally swallow any cheese! Some of the pantry rats have scent marked some of it, which means it's theirs! :O

*just lays down wet on the floor*

Well...at least i dont have to water my plants...

 

[metatherat]

*just lays down wet on the floor*

Well...at least i dont have to water my plants...

Hopefully that was not sea water :O
*looks out of the window, to check if the Lenohouse is near to the sea*

 

[Lenago]

Hopefully that was not sea water :O
*looks out of the window, to check if the Lenohouse is near to the sea*

Why is there water in my kitchen!!

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Suddenly, the pantry rats are on the scene with mops and buckets*

 

[ben909]

Why is there water in my kitchen!!

"sorry" ... but is responsible for only a tiny amount of the water
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hello pap land

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Hopefully that was not sea water :O
*looks out of the window, to check if the Lenohouse is near to the sea*

it has salt in it, but not enough to be sea water, the plants should be fine

 

[ben909]

drinks coffee

 

[Lenago]

"sorry" ... but is responsible for only a tiny amount of the water

.....WHY ARE ALL OF YOU DOING SHENANIGANS IN MY PANT- * sees a surfer dude rat surf by and yelling "Kowabonga dude" *

......

 

[ben909]

.....WHY ARE ALL OF YOU DOING SHENANIGANS IN MY PANT- * sees a surfer dude rat surf by and yelling "Kowabonga dude" *

......

"i was filling the coffee machine up with water from a pitcher"