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Really ratty rat
*wipes terrier snot off fur**Sniff-sniffs rat*
Ehe... :3
*licks your nose*

*wipes terrier snot off fur**Sniff-sniffs rat*
Ratscuse me for a moment :3Eeep!
*lick-licks rat*
*attempts to clean you, but ends up getting more slobber on you*
You have boiled, mashed and stewed potatoes?? Can I have some or all of them? :3Po ta toes
Boil em
Mash em
Stick em in a stew
Ratscuse me for a moment :3
*shakes slobber off fur*
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Okay, you can resume licking now :3
*positions self under your snoot*
You have boiled, mashed and stewed potatoes?? Can I have some or all of them? :3
Why yes. Yes, I do. *scurries over to a cloth covering something*I have yet to stick em in a stew. I lack a suitable protein source. You don’t happen to know where I can find some… meat? Do you, ratto?
"isn't flavoring number 24 the radioactive one?"Why yes. Yes, I do. *scurries over to a cloth covering something*
Presenting...!
*pulls cloth aside with mouth, revealing a yellowish-orange slab*
SYNTHETIC ALCHEMICAL MEAT, 100% predation free! Now, with an exciting new flavor: EXPERIMENTAL SYNTHETIC MEAT FLAVORING NUMBER 24!
Feel free to eat as much as you like. I offered it to the other rats, but none of them wanted to eat it.
No, it's the one where I just threw some satsuma rinds and a cucumber that was about to go bad into some banana mush :3"isn't flavoring number 24 the radioactive one?"
How could there be such an adorable phoenix pup such as yourself~(btw! Today is @PC Master Race birthday!!!(tomorrow for us but it is already for him) Happy birthday phant dad!! ^w^
*Hugs tightly*)
Eee, hai there, scorpiphant :3How could there be such an adorable phoenix pup such as yourself~
Phant dad loves you pup :3
Ok that anvil-shaped cake is freaking awesome, I'll give you thatEee, hai there, scorpiphant :3
HAPPY BIRTHDAAY :3
*in addition to the "rathammer" above, also gives CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF AN ANVIL* :3
*continues licking you*Ratscuse me for a moment :3
*shakes slobber off fur*
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Okay, you can resume licking now :3
*positions self under your snoot*
You are welcomee, eee :3Ok that anvil-shaped cake is freaking awesome, I'll give you that
Thanks a bunch, old rat![]()
*continues squirming under your tongue* :3*continues licking you*
U w U
tries moving you from cage to SCIENCE cageAnd ... *yawwnn* it's sleep time :3
good night :3
Hehe! I try~How could there be such an adorable phoenix pup such as yourself~
Phant dad loves you pup :3
Sleepy night little furpal! :3![]()
And ... *yawwnn* it's sleep time :3
good night :3
Yay!!*finishes mopping the floor*
There nice and dry..humph
*watches you*Yay!!
The floor is all dry and nice! As a ice skating arena!!
Weeeee!!!
*Goes nyoom nyooom from one side and the other competely physically contraintuitively by sliding better on dryer floor*
Eeeleleed!! @w1*watches you*
Hey hey! Dont be slidding here it could be dangerOHDEARLOORDWATCHOUTYOUGONAHITMY *crash*...Schefflera...
hey at least it wasn't your super-duper-secret top hat stash *say so while not even trying to hide the pile of top hats behind me**watches you*
Hey hey! Dont be slidding here it could be dangerOHDEARLOORDWATCHOUTYOUGONAHITMY *crash*...Schefflera...
*I can't fit in the SCIENCE cage. It is full of SCIENCE!*tries moving you from cage to SCIENCE cage
(and somehow it moved your picture out of your quote... )
Floofs around slightly
*bristles*o w o
*floofs as well*
*a ball of loose animal fur rolls in through the door and disperses all over the floor**finishes mopping the floor*
There nice and dry..humph