Predators and Prey

[Sarachaga]

*summons the unholy powers of a healthy diet*

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[TR273]

*summons the unholy powers of a healthy diet*

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*Broadcasts propaganda about exercise.*
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[WXYZ]

*Broadcasts propaganda about exercise.*

*removes the propaganda part*
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[TR273]

*removes the propaganda part*
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*Air drops leaflets, promoting the benefits of spanking foxes and other predators*
(This campaign is independently funded by the @Simo S Skunk foundation)
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[Simo]

*broadcasts propaganda that @Manchesterite is in fact a notoriously bad fox*

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[TR273]

*Simply broadcasts propaganda*

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[Sarachaga]

*starts the mind wars, powered by kale and spinach!*

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[TR273]

*Starts a normal war, goes bowling for Predators with turnips.*
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[WXYZ]

*Starts a normal war, goes bowling for Predators with turnips.*

*finds myself in 1600s Holland, engineers the turnip bubble*
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[TR273]

*finds myself in 1600s Holland, engineers the turnip bubble*
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*Gets on a horse and rides around attacking windmills, with a Lance.*
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(I think that was a thing in Holland)

 

[WXYZ]

*Gets on a horse and rides around attacking windmills, with a Lance.*

*calls Sancho Panza*
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[Simo]

*spanks @Manchesterite with a Nerf Lance*

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[TR273]

Since we're in Holland...

*Eats some tulips and gnaws on some clogs.*
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[Simo]

*Eats some Poffertjes*

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[TR273]

*Sips some Bols Gin, from one of those bottles that looks like a house.*
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[Simo]

*offers you some aged Gouda*

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[TR273]

*offers you some aged Gouda*

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Yey!
*Demolishes in cheese chomping frenzy*
*Gives you a hug, and a fox*
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[Simo]

*Offers you some Edam*

...and a fox, in wooden Crocs

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[TR273]

*Offers you some Edam*

...and a fox, in wooden Crocs

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*Spanks fox with the Edam (to warm it up), 'borrows' a wooden Croc and goes sailing.*
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[Simo]

*stops at one of those special cafes in Amsterdam, to have a little, special, 'smoke'*

*emerges very relaxed*

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[TR273]

*stops at one of those special cafes in Amsterdam, to have a little, special, 'smoke'*

*emerges very relaxed*

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*Visits Amsterdam's 'other' main attraction.*
Yep! I'm off to the tulip festival.
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[TR273]

Also..

 

[Simo]

Gosh, it was nice of the Predators to arrange such a nice vacation!

*brings them back some "My friends went to Holland, and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt" T-shirts*

 

[TR273]

Gosh, it was nice of the Predators to arrange such a nice vacation!

*brings them back some "My friends went to Holland, and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt" T-shirts*

*Sends @Ravofox some Clogs (they look so much like Wooden Crocs)*

 

[Simo]

*notes the Predator's have left us their Visa Platinum Predit Card, to use, and a pair of tickets to Italy*

*books immediate flight to Rome, business class*

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