Lenago
Top hatted fox
*looks up at while crashes down *The death hat spontaneously combusts.
Sighhhhh...there goes my weekend

*looks up at while crashes down *The death hat spontaneously combusts.
What about going to the Sahara Desert for the weekend?*looks up at while crashes down *
Sighhhhh...there goes my weekend
Well i- *sounds come from a near by radio *What about going to the Sahara Desert for the weekend?
*Glares**pops head from the ground clearly upset and a bit burned*
Bah!! What kind of a dragon hoards treasure made out of chocolate gold coins?!
Spend half my day trying to get rid of that pest got burned in places i never knew i had, all that for some chocolate coins humph!
How about we go on a weekend vacation to the abandoned Soviet research station in Antarctica that has the Lenin statue?Well i- *sounds come from a near by radio *
"This just in, a massive cat shapped spance station with a top hat has such crashed in the Sahara Desert, no people were hurt, but the autorities are still looking into the mater of this off cat shapped object*
Looks at the radio and just growls *
Cant, gota go fix the that hat they mess up my new office carpetHow about we go on a weekend vacation to the abandoned Soviet research station in Antarctica that has the Lenin statue?
I like chocolate have you been going through my private candy stash again?*looks at you*
What?
Nooo..the dragon was purple and ya know i prefer real treasureI like chocolate have you been going through my private candy stash again?
Now I’m suspiciousNooo..the dragon was purple and ya know i prefer real treasure
About what?Now I’m suspicious
YOU!About what?
everything, especially lettuce.About what?
They are so dead.The death hat spontaneously combusts.
Me? I haven done anything...in the past 10 minutesYOU!
*Stares at you*Me? I haven done anything...in the past 10 minutes
(do what?)(I've always wanted to do that)
(The Looney Tooney law)(do what?)
Why not?! It's the best food name ever!I should also mention that all my characters will tend to be named after food. And no, they won't be made of that food!
Yes.They are so dead.
*Looks as the Death Hat stops flying*
Farewell Baron, you died because of someone stealing things from valkyries- Oh~What's this? I didn't see this in the manual.
*I press a red a button, suddenly the death hat is equippied with one hundred missles and lasers*
Oh! That's why it's called the death hat- Wait, do I did a Looney Tooney thing?
(Oh)(The Looney Tooney law)
I dunno, just like naming things after food, don't like vore. Simple enough.Why not?! It's the best food name ever!