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Predators and Prey

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*lands in Rome*

*books a suite at the St. Regis*

At only $1,400 a night, this is a real steal! The predators will thank us, for our budget-consciousness!

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*lands in Rome*

*books a suite at the St. Regis*

At only $1,400 a night, this is a real steal! The predators will thank us, for our budget-consciousness!

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*Saves money, only puts the buxom Vixen I picked up in Amsterdam in one of the Monarch class suites rather than the Emperor class, a saving of $20.*
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*Makes reservations for 3 at a La Pergola, a Three Michelin Star Restaurant*

*enjoys meal, and wine*

* puts the bill for €1,678.89, including tax and gratuity, on the Preditor's Predit card*

Ah........a fine meal!

*saves leftovers for predators*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Makes reservations for 3 at a La Pergola, a Three Michelin Star Restaurant*

*enjoys meal, and wine*

* puts the bill for €1,678.89, including tax and gratuity, on the Preditor's Predit card*

Ah........a fine meal!

*saves leftovers for predators*

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Ooh, the doggy bag is made from silk.
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Ooh, the doggy bag is made from silk.
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Oh, they'll appreciate that!

Say, these Limos are adding up. Maybe we just rent a car, as we'll want to see the country side, anyway.

*checks rental prices*

Huh, cheaper to just 'buy' this 2019 Maserati Quattroporte, all in all! Good we're so savings conscious!

*charges about €169,000 to Predit card*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I hear the coastline is worth a look too.
Let's see, three of us, I think a small yacht will do.

*Hires a 80ft cruiser for the low low price of €85000, for the week.*

The guy threw in a crate of champagne for free, I'll save the cork for the predators.
:D
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
I hear the coastline is worth a look too.
Let's see, three of us, I think a small yacht will do.

*Hires a 80ft cruiser for the low low price of €85000, for the week.*

The guy threw in a crate of champagne for free, I'll save the cork for the predators.
:D
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Oh, a real bargain!

*fills the tank with fuel, for €1000*

And that's thoughtful, to save those corks; great for arts and crafts projects!

*enjoys a cappuccino, and biscotti, on deck*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Oh, a real bargain!

*fills the tank with fuel, for €1000*

And that's thoughtful, to save those corks; great for arts and crafts projects!

*enjoys a cappuccino, and biscotti, on deck*

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*Practices my golf swing.*

I couldn't find any balls, so I'm using these diamonds, only £500 each.

*Thwacks another in the direction of the horizon, followed by the club...*

That keeps happening, perhaps I should have cleaned the massage oil off my hands..

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*Pulls into harbor, at a small island, and browses the antiques*

This Minoan era amphora would make a nice gift for the Predators!

*charges it for €70,000*

Always good to be thoughtful : )

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(Burger Fox must have had a banner year, to have such a line of Predit!)
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Shops in the tourist section, buys a small selection of tacky gifts,*
Only came to €50,000.
I got something 'suggestive' for our friendly Vixen. Look, it's one of those dice that suggests things to do when you are bored, let's see what this one says:
'Spank @Ravofox '
'Spank @Izzy4895 '
'Spank @Manchesterite '
'Spank @A Minty cheetah '
'Spank @DRGN Juno '
And
'Go for a Walk'
Odd, given I picked that at random....
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*Shops in the tourist section, buys a small selection of tacky gifts,*
Only came to €50,000.
I got something 'suggestive' for our friendly Vixen. Look, it's one of those dice that suggests things to do when you are bored, let's see what this one says:
'Spank @Ravofox '
'Spank @Izzy4895 '
'Spank @Manchesterite '
'Spank @A Minty cheetah '
'Spank @DRGN Juno '
And
'Go for a Walk'
Odd, given I picked that at random....
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Well, the Pagan roots of these ancient lands might radiate a certain Mediterranean Mischief!

Look, there's a shrine, used for spanking foxes, in ancient times!

*gets a pic, posing as a fox*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Well, the Pagan roots of these ancient lands might radiate a certain Mediterranean Mischief!

Look, there's a shrine, used for spanking foxes, in ancient times!

*gets a pic, posing as a fox*

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*Gets a pic, posing as @Ravofox *

This should create some interesting questions when the bill for this little jaunt lands on BAD FOX.
:D
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*Gets a pic, posing as @Ravofox *

This should create some interesting questions when the bill for this little jaunt lands on BAD FOX.
:D
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Especially when they see the 15% interest rate!

But we are building a lot of awards points, for them, good towards free stays at Simo by The Sea™ Resort and Predator Detention Center

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Oh, The Vatican is having an art sale, to help the poor!

Who am I, to shirk philanthropic duties?

*swipes Predit card for $44.8 billion, to buy Sistine Chapel*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Oh, The Vatican is having an art sale, to help the poor!

Who am I, to shirk philanthropic duties?

*swipes Predit card for $44.8 billion, to buy Sistine Chapel*

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Ironically I've just been playing an old space combat game 'Tachyon' and one of the missions is to recover the Sistine chapel after it was stolen.
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Ironically I've just been playing an old space combat game 'Tachyon' and one of the missions is to recover the Sistine chapel after it was stolen.
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Lucky it's now in safe paws!

*charges a few Pope-mobiles, to the Predit Card, just in case we need better security*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Sees unusual $33.3 billion withdrawal from prey bank account, runs a trace *
Excuse me, business on shore.
*Makes some phone calls, conducts daring raid on the 'Bank Of Predator'. Commander Cottontail of the commandos leads the tunneling job while my old roomie 'Fink McFingers' cracks the safe. Absconds with the contents of the vault (approx $87.2 billion and 27¢) leaves a single white glove, a box of milk tray, and a postcard with 'Wish you'd been here' written on it.*
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