Predators and Prey

[Amepix]

Hmm... Nah, a rats too small for my appetite. Plus, they're still alive. Where's the rest of that pizza?

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-3

 

[metatherat]

Hmm... Nah, a rats too small for my appetite. Plus, they're still alive. Where's the rest of that pizza?

*pantry rodents have eaten the pizza. With some worry you note that someone has also taken a huge bite out of the table the pizza was on*

+1
-2

 

[Amepix]

Well. Another one bites the dust. Da da dun dun dun

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-3

 

[metatherat]

time for me to sleep. good night, furpals :3

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-2

 

[Amepix]

time for me to sleep. good night, furpals :3

+1
-2

Night night. Don't let the predators bite!

 

[Shyy]

*nibbles gently*
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-3

 

[metatherat]

Well. Another one bites the dust. Da da dun dun dun

No, that was a table! *taps the table leg with rat-finger*

Morning, furpals :3

+1
-2

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*Terrier noises*
*rat noises*
*More Terrier noises*
*loafs*

 

[metatherat]

*Terrier noises*
*rat noises*
*More Terrier noises*
*loafs*

*squeaaak, squeaaaak!*
*rat fingerguns*
*potats*

+-0
still at -2

 

[ben909]

hello pap land

-1s a living coffee
-3

 

[Matt the Terrier]

<w<
*sniff-sniffs rat*
*lick-licks rat*

 

[Lenago]

No, that was a table! *taps the table leg with rat-finger*

Morning, furpals :3

+1
-2

*the table just breaks a part*

Ma new table!
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-4

 

[ben909]

*the table just breaks a part*

Ma new table!
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-4

"did you froget screw 8g again in the assembly!"
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-5

 

[Lenago]

"did you froget screw 8g again in the assembly!"
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-5

No, i just looked at how complicated the instructions were and just said screw it

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-6

 

[ben909]

No, i just looked at how complicated the instructions were and just said screw it

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-6

"you should try GLUE instead "-1
-7

 

[Lenago]

"you should try GLUE instead "-1
-7

Out of it
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-8

 

[metatherat]

<w<
*sniff-sniffs rat*
*lick-licks rat*

*I taste like other rats*
Hi, Matt :3
I have been lying in a ratpile :3

No, i just looked at how complicated the instructions were and just said screw it

*peg J falls out of hole 3A in the background*

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-7

 

[ben909]

Out of it
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-8

goes to brewing stand
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-8

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*I taste like other rats*
Hi, Matt :3
I have been lying in a ratpile :3

I can tell!
And now I'm trying to clean you off so you can be presentable for work. U w U

 

[metatherat]

I can tell!
And now I'm trying to clean you off so you can be presentable for work. U w U

Today is my day off. But lick meh anyway! Lick me sloppy, eee!

+1
-7

 

[Matt the Terrier]

Today is my day off. But lick meh anyway! Lick me sloppy, eee!

*licks you 'til you are squeaky clean*
There we are. >w<

 

[metatherat]

*licks you 'til you are squeaky clean*
There we are. >w<

*squeaks, probably with cleanliness*
ee, thank you! Some of the other rats in the pile smelled a bit iffy, though. You'd better drink this
*pours DISEASE RESISTANCE POTION into your water bowl*

+-0
still at -7

 

[ben909]

attempts to steal leg tendons to
make GLUE
-1( this is still normal predation i think)
-8

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*squeaks, probably with cleanliness*
ee, thank you! Some of the other rats in the pile smelled a bit iffy, though. You'd better drink this
*pours DISEASE RESISTANCE POTION into your water bowl*

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still at -7

Why thank you! ^ ^
*drinks water bowl*
*scurries off to work like a rat*

 

[Amepix]

Hello there

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