Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Uses Predit Card to buy Cloudfare*

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20!

Natural 20
*You summon the Beverage Babe.*

Drinks for everyone!

 

[AcoriStormy]

*sips tea very slowly, keeping one eye on the prey at all times* uwo
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[TR273]

*Plots mischief, while sipping tea*
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[WXYZ]

*calls @Izzy4895 while sipping tea*
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[AcoriStormy]

*takes a second cup of tea and sips both at the same time without breaking eye contact* OwO
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[Simo]

*casts a convert @Manchesterite into Prey spell, while sipping tea*

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[TR273]

*Rolls the suggestion dice from earlier.*
...
......
....
'Go For A Walk'

Meh!
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[AcoriStormy]

*tosses an Uno reverse card in the way of @Simo 's spell while still holding both cups of tea, turning Simo into a predator instead!*
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[WXYZ]

*Applauds @AcoriStormy*
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[TR273]

*Intercepts the card with a mirror, thereby reversing the reverse spell, accidently opens a dimensional rip, that swallows all KFC and replaces each one with a ton of sprouts*
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[Simo]

*bites @Manchesterite in the butt*

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[WXYZ]

*bites @Manchesterite in the butt*

Ooh, that was nice.
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[AcoriStormy]

*raises an eyebrow and nibbles @Manchesterite in the tail*
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[TR273]

*Attempts to make sprouts appealing.*

Experiment result : ineffective.

*Now has to do something with giant undead sprout army.*
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[AcoriStormy]

Well hey, if the sprouts are alive now, they count as meat right? *noms one*
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[WXYZ]

*eats the sprouts meat with relish*
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[AcoriStormy]

*eats relish with sprouts meat*
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[WXYZ]

*downs it all with a can of Fizzy Izzy*
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[TR273]

If you want to call semi composted vegetable matter 'meat' be my guest.
*Looks around*
Hell! Where did they go?
NEWSFLASH!
Tokyo attacked strange green lifeform. Locals are calling it 'Sproutzilla'.

They're so going to blame this on me...

*Hides*
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[WXYZ]

*rides Mothra, takes @TR273*
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[TR273]

*rides Mothra, takes @TR273*
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*Sees Sproutzilla destroying Tokyo with atomic farts*
*Holds breath*
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[WXYZ]

*Sees Sproutzilla destroying Tokyo with atomic farts*
*Holds breath*

*drops @TR273 over at the miraculously safe area of Ota*
Where your kind congregates.
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[TR273]

Yey!
*Falls asleep in the safe zone.*
How much damage can one mutant sprout do really?
Not going to think about that.
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(Actually sleepy here, see you all later )

 

[Izzy4895]

*Izzy looks with alarm at the Predit Card statement. He reports fraudulent activity and the card is locked.*

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[WXYZ]

*appoints myself law enforcer, sends @Simo to the debtor's prison*
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