Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*appoints myself law enforcer, sends @Simo to the debtor's prison*
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*finds both you and @Izzy4895 sharing my own cell, owing to irregularities in the use of PreyPal*

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[Izzy4895]

I need to call the law firm of Fox & Fox!

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[WXYZ]

In the meantime...
*plays Down to Earth by Curiosity Killed The Cat*
Straight back down
Come back down, down
Straight back down
Y'all straight back down to earth
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[Simo]

*notes that foxes pretty much already are wearing orange prison outfits*

(overlooks the older black and white striped variety)

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[Ravofox]

Hmmm, an insane world tour, ending in bankruptcy and jail time?

I blame YOU for this, @Simo, @TR273 and @Manchesterite!!!

I need to call the law firm of Fox & Fox!

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I'll get you out Izzy! Japanese courts always side with foxes!!

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[Simo]

*hires the firm of Skunk, Skunk & Skunk*

That little vacation was a kindly gift from the Predators!

*gets out a note, signed with a little fox pawprint and heart, saying, "Bon Voyage, and Bon Appetit, Prey"*

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[Izzy4895]

Hmmm, an insane world tour, ending in bankruptcy and jail time?

I blame YOU for this, @Simo, @TR273 and @Manchesterite!!!



I'll get you out Izzy! Japanese courts always side with foxes!!

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Bankruptcy? One is not liable for fraudulent charges with a Predit Card.

*Izzy gets a hold of Fox & Fox.*

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[Ravofox]

*hires the firm of Skunk, Skunk & Skunk*

That little vacation was a kindly gift from the Predators!

*gets out a note, signed with a little fox pawprint and heart, saying, "Bon Voyage, and Bon Appetit, Prey"*

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*Judge Hideki Ninetails presides over the case*

"I call a mistrial! Izzy was not meant to be prosecuted, he may walk free!"

*bangs gavel* "As for you....." * leans in towards Simo* " the case is very strong against you indeed!!"

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[Izzy4895]

Will @Simo take a plea bargain so he gets off with a spanking, as opposed to jail time?

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[WXYZ]

*sends a blackmail letter to the senior partner at Skunk, Skunk and Skunk*
You will never see [redacted] do [redacted] ever again...
...unless you do this.
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[Simo]

Will @Simo take a plea bargain so he gets off with a spanking, as opposed to jail time?

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Only if it's from @Izzy4895

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Also...who is gonna spank that Mischief Making Mouse?????

 

[WXYZ]

*Skunk, Skunk and Skunk withdraws from the case*
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[Ravofox]

*Skunk, Skunk and Skunk withdraws from the case*
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"Simo is guilty as charged!!! He shall be taken from this place and to the spanking and tickling den! Sentence, 20 years, as I'm feeling generous today!"

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[Simo]

"Simo is guilty as charged!!! He shall be taken from this place and to the spanking and tickling den! Sentence, 20 years, as I'm feeling generous today!"

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*slips @Manchesterite into a Simo Skunk onesie, and slips away*

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[Izzy4895]

Something seems odd in the courtroom.

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[Ravofox]

Something seems odd in the courtroom.

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Indeed, Simo smells better all of a sudden...

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[Simo]

*retires to my secret compound, in Skunk Hollow, out of Vulpine Jurisdiction, leaving @Manchesterite to serve out the 20 year term*

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[WXYZ]

*eats meat in the prison, shocking all*
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[Izzy4895]

What if @Manchesterite takes off the onesie?

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[WXYZ]

What if @Manchesterite takes off the onesie?

Zipper's stuck.
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[Simo]

What if @Manchesterite takes off the onesie?

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What if @Manchesterite puts the onesie on @Izzy4895 instead?

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(those zippers!)

 

[Ravofox]

Zipper's stuck.
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What if @Manchesterite puts the onesie on @Izzy4895 instead?

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(those zippers!)

Uh-oh, we imprisoned the wrong guy!!

*asks for a lawyer from fox fox and fox*

Also, we have to cut him out... and get that skunk!!!

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[Simo]

*changes identity with new transformation method into a clone of @Ravofox, with his exact scent, accent, memories and mannerisms*

*makes 24 such clones*

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*rests peacefully*

 

[Simo]

...night all!

 

[Ravofox]

*changes identity with new transformation method into a clone of @Ravofox, with his exact scent, accent, memories and mannerisms*

*makes 24 such clones*

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*rests peacefully*

*rubs eyes*

This is not normal!!!

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...night all!

G'night buddy! I'll postpone catching ya till you wake up