Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

Always taking the chance to party no matter who wins

 

[WXYZ]

*purifies the thread with holy water*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*sheds a tear at @Tazmo 's innuendo*
Ya did me proud!!!

Now where's that catnip?
*gets high on catnip and runs like a mothercusser in the wheel*
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[WXYZ]

I sup on innuendos.
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[DRGN Juno]

*purifies the thread with holy water*
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Pfft...we don't need that here.

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[WXYZ]

Pfft...we don't need that here.

*sprinkles the thread with extract of Tannis Root*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*nyooms too fast for the bearings in the chee wheel; it breaks free from its mounting, nyooming around the "enclosure"*

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[DRGN Juno]

*nyooms too fast for the bearings in the chee wheel; it breaks free from its mounting, nyooming around the "enclosure"*

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How many times have you been kidnapped since I last checked on you?

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*sprinkles the thread with extract of Tannis Root*
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*Deploys Roomba*

 

[A Minty cheetah]

How many times have you been kidnapped since I last checked on you?

Only this one time, maybe?
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[DRGN Juno]

Only this one time, maybe?
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Maybe

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[A Minty cheetah]

Maybe

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My memory isn't what it used to be.
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[WXYZ]

My memory isn't what it used to be.

Have you understated your age by 40 years?
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[A Minty cheetah]

Have you understated your age by 40 years?
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I think working nights has prematurely aged my brain by 40 years.
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[WXYZ]

I think working nights has prematurely aged my brain by 40 years.

*gives you an elixir to restore your brain's youth*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*gives you an elixir to restore your brain's youth*
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I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!!!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday.
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar...

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[DRGN Juno]

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!!!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday.
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar...

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Neat. Was the guitar OK?

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[A Minty cheetah]

Neat. Was the guitar OK?

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I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster,
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel...
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[Simo]

*gives @A Minty cheetah an elixir to make them think they are A Minty skunk*

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[DRGN Juno]

*Replaces elixir with alcohol*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*Replaces elixir with alcohol*

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What kind of alcohol are we talking?
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[DRGN Juno]

What kind of alcohol are we talking?
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Take your pick. I got a selection.

Mostly bulk wine. But also some other stuff.

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[Simo]

What kind of alcohol are we talking?
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The kind that is tainted with skunk transformation extract....

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[Keefur]

Whasssup?!

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[DRGN Juno]

The kind that is tainted with skunk transformation extract....

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Nah, I threw that out. Smelled funny.

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[A Minty cheetah]

Take your pick. I got a selection.

Mostly bulk wine. But also some other stuff.

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The kind that is tainted with skunk transformation extract....

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I'll pass, thanks.

*drinks tea instead*
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Hiya, @Keefur !!!