Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

...........well, off to get a bit more sleep! At this pace, I'm tempted to call of Spanktember's Spanking Madness Month, and make it @Manchesterite Spanking Month, instead!

.........see you naughty furs around

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

G'night Simo (?)
Have a great snooze!!!

*Resumes trying to stuff huge chicken into bag*

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[TR273]

Yessir, I'm from Alabama...
*sees the real @Simo, bails out*
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Imposter!
*Chases brandishing a Spank-O-matic® in each paw.*
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[WXYZ]

*kidnaps @A Minty cheetah by accident*
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[TR273]

*kidnaps @A Minty cheetah by accident*
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I hear a pot-like voice screaming racist anti-kettle comments.

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[WXYZ]

I hear a pot-like voice screaming racist anti-kettle comments.

*releases @A Minty cheetah to not consciously imitate @Simo*
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[Ravofox]

*kidnaps @A Minty cheetah by accident*
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You're dressed up like @Simo, don't BECOME Simo!!!

Edit: good boy!

I hear a pot-like voice screaming racist anti-kettle comments.

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*Finds room for the mouse in the bag as well*

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[WXYZ]

You're dressed up like @Simo, don't BECOME Simo!!!

This accursed suit is making me do things.
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[Ravofox]

This accursed suit is making me do things.
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We need to get it off!!

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[TR273]

You're dressed up like @Simo, don't BECOME Simo!!!

Edit: good boy!



*Finds room for the mouse in the bag as well*

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*Chews through bag, escapes on Radon Leghorn.*
I'm going to be making her a suit of battle armour, and ride to victory!

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[WXYZ]

We need to get it off!!

*eagerly waits for the ax to fall*
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[Ravofox]

*eagerly waits for the ax to fall*
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Don't worry, i'm very precise!

*Chews through bag, escapes on Radon Leghorn.*
I'm going to be making her a suit of battle armour, and ride to victory!

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*Freezes, watching TR and Radon run off into the sunset*

Ok, we'll have to save that for later...HELP ME GET THAT CHICKEN!!!

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[WXYZ]

*puts on hazmat suit, runs in the direction of the chicken*
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[TR273]

Don't worry, i'm very precise!



*Freezes, watching TR and Radon run off into the sunset*

Ok, we'll have to save that for later...HELP ME GET THAT CHICKEN!!!

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-Brwakk-

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(Why is that a thing?)

 

[Ravofox]

-Brwakk-
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(Why is that a thing?)

Well, @Manchesterite, we're [redacted]

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[TR273]

Well, @Manchesterite, we're [redacted]

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*Radon Prime (as she is knows as when in battle mode) stomps around, pecking at the ground and letting off the occasional blast from her laser eyes.*
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[Ravofox]

*Radon Prime (as she is knows as when in battle mode) stomps around, pecking at the ground and letting off the occasional blast from her laser eyes.*
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YIKES!!!

*Sprints away, managing to take a few eggs*

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[TR273]

YIKES!!!

*Sprints away, managing to take a few eggs*

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-Pew! Pew! Pew! Pewpewpewpew!-

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[Ravofox]

-Pew! Pew! Pew! Pewpewpewpew!-

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[TR273]

(Why does this have the makings of a terrible cartoon?)

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[Ravofox]

(Why does this have the makings of a terrible cartoon?)

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(Terrible? I'd say a terribly great cartoon!!)

*activates trapdoor*

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[TR273]

(Terrible? I'd say a terribly great cartoon!!)

*activates trapdoor*

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(Legitimate use of cartoon logic here)
*The apparently solid ground under your feet suddenly swings downward plunging you into a a tank of water.*
(Insert Wilham Scream)

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[WXYZ]

An ACME anvil falls upon the chicken, destroying the hard armor. The chicken is now vunerable.
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[Izzy4895]

What if it is a decoy chicken?

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[TR273]

An ACME anvil falls upon the chicken, destroying the hard armor. The chicken is now vunerable.
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-Pew!-

Vunerable yes, defenceless no.
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[Doodle Bunny]

-Pew!-
View attachment 69692
Vunerable yes, defenceless no.
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Especially with throwable pies around.

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