Ravofox
back to Aussie foxying!
*hands Detective Duckman footage of you stuffing chickens into sacks, and raiding coops*
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He wouldn't mind that one bit! Since King Chicken is his arch enemy!
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*hands Detective Duckman footage of you stuffing chickens into sacks, and raiding coops*
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Shouldn't that be Chi-King?He wouldn't mind that one bit! Since King Chicken is his arch enemy!
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Ooh, thankies!!!
*Raids a coop and gives you a chicken out of gratitude*
don't look so shocked! I steal your chickens all the time...woops!![]()
*Izzy waits for vulpine investigators to return BAD FOX Foods to his management.*
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*sets up a rival business named PredPop with the blessing of @Izzy4895**Skunk & Skunk make a deal to retain all Fruity-Fox™ Frozen Treat locations*
Shouldn't that be Chi-King?
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Eehehehehehe!!!!!
*Runs off*
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(Off to nap now, and got a busy work day tomorrow, see you all later)
*Summons detective chicken*
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Has him review numerous statements by Ravofox:
Hmmmmmmmmmm
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G'night buddy, and if you wake up covered in splattered meat pie, blame the weather!
Come on, I was joking!
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Ahem:
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*notes wording of 'one more' henhouse*
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We must not be intimidated everytime we admit our affinity for henhouses! Predators, do not submit to such nonsense!
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"Ask not for a fox to spank you, but what you can do to spank a fox."
Ah, a very uplifting quote, there....
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Oh...um...it's simple. I quit after that. I am good foxxo now
I think detective chicken should be focusing on your extensive 'kidnapping' record instead
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I think the term, 'removed to protective custody' is much more fitting here: after all, in all such instances, innocent prey and creatures were being protected from slobbering, jeering, drooling, and quite possibly rabid predators!!!
Detective Chicken may allow some leniency, were you to join and help the prey, as he is a fair and honest feathered friend : )
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Thank you detective, but I decline
Also, even if that were the case, it was certainly not in a way that complied with government standards!!
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You case shall remain open, then!
*clears the innocent skunk, and gives fox a warning*
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Ooh, is that how it is?!
*Bags Detective Chicken and runs towards den* I'll let you out if you agree to drop the case and arrest Simo!!*
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*Simo quickly apprehends the fox and rescues Detective Chicken. The Skunk attends the fox's trial in which Ravo is sentenced to 25 years at Skunkers Island Prison, making fox paddles*
(Simo S. Skunk, Warden)
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*calls for criminal justice reform**starts an uprising, with predictable results* (namely reddened skunk rumps)
*calls for criminal justice reform*
*sends a petition to Vulpine Valley house rep*
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HEHEHEHEHE!!! Fool!!! For this i'll go down as a martAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*The case is splashed over the news, there are huge protests for my release*
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