Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

HEHEHEHEHE!!! Fool!!! For this i'll go down as a martAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



*The case is splashed over the news, there are huge protests for my release*

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*Uses this to secure @Ravofox's release, on grounds of cruel and unusual punishment*

*Also uses this to sway a public investigation against @Simo*

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[Tazmo]

*volunteers to privately investigate @Simo *

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[WXYZ]

*Also uses this to sway a public investigation against @Simo*

And so starts United States v @Simo.
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[DRGN Juno]

*volunteers to privately investigate @Simo *

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...I was hoping I'd have come up with an actual objection in the time it took me to say that.

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[TR273]

...I was hoping I'd have come up with an actual objection in the time it took me to say that.

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(Do two objections cancel eachother out? Or do they cause a rift, opening a black hole in the courtroom?)
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[DRGN Juno]

View attachment 69858
(Do two objections cancel eachother out? Or do they cause a rift, opening a black hole in the courtroom?)
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If I remember correctly, you now have to present evidence or go back to cross examination.

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[Ravofox]

*Sobs in the witness stand, recalling the cruel treatment*

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[WXYZ]

*Sobs in the witness stand, recalling the cruel treatment*

*moved by pity, the jury decides to pronounce @Simo...*

*he is sentenced to a successive sentence of 20 years each on 14 separate charges*
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[TR273]

*Sprints in*
WAIT!
As the council for the defence (apparently) I feel I must present this tape into evidence.
*Grainy black and white (so you know it's authentic CCTV footage) video starts to play*
You can see the prosecution handing their 'witness' a full bag of what appear to be chickens, RIGHT BEFORE his testimony.
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(Right back to work now )

 

[WXYZ]

As the council for the defence (apparently) I feel I must present this tape into evidence.

*judge surprised that the 30-member council can fit into a courtroom*
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[Simo]

*The high FAF court has ruled: "All charges are dropped against Simo S. Skunk, in the case of US v. Simo, as Simo lives in a merely fictitious version of said country, outside its jurisdiction, and further, is known for his good deeds and philanthropy, in protecting endangered Cheetahs, reforming foxes (no matter how bad or unruly), providing countless amounts of free clothing (onesies) to the needy, and offering the healthiest and freshest of melons and fruits to any and all; indeed, even if said skunk did reside in the actual US, his innate innocence would be beyond reproach" *

*The Skunk innocently puffs a fancy cigar, and strolls cheerfully to Raccoon Ridge, for a luncheon engagement*

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[TR273]

(After all the legal shenanigans)

*Balances peanuts on nose*

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[Simo]

*ponders the innocence of mice on my way to Raccoon Ridge*

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[Tazmo]

*this raccoon ponders if he should get a kitten*

Would be a playmate for the pug.....hmmm

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[TR273]

*Does a bit of tap dancing*
A lovely old tune from Vulpine Valley called 'The Spanking Of The Rumps'. Quite a fast piece.

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(Kittens = win)

 

[Marcl]

Ah, I see you have quite established taste. Want some wine to accompany the moment?

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[Izzy4895]

*Skunk & Skunk make a deal to retain all Fruity-Fox™ Frozen Treat locations*

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How does that work when @Ravofox is the mascot?

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[Simo]

How does that work when @Ravofox is the mascot?

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He gets paid a handsome salary including free FRUITY FOX onsies

And also free tickling!

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[Izzy4895]

He gets paid a handsome salary including free FRUITY FOX onsies

And also free tickling!

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They were built with BAD FOX funds.

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[Simo]

They were built with BAD FOX funds.

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*supplies both you and @Ravofox with free spankings*

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(paddles coutesy of coon corners)

 

[Izzy4895]

*supplies both you and @Ravofox with free spankings*

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(paddles coutesy of coon corners)

*The law firm of Fox & Fox stipulates that FRUITY FOX can go to the skunk under the condition that @Ravofox gets the aforementioned salary and that Fox Farms gets a minority stake in it.*

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[Simo]

*The law firm of Fox & Fox stipulates that FRUITY FOX can go to the skunk under the condition that @Ravofox gets the aforementioned salary and that Fox Farms gets a minority stake in it.*

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*Simo Skunk & Co. agree and after shaking paws gives both foxes a spanking to make the deal official*

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[Izzy4895]

*Izzy wonders why @Simo purchased the following as an asset for FRUITY FOX prior to the handover:

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[Simo]

*Izzy wonders why @Simo purchased the following as an asset for FRUITY FOX prior to the handover:

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Odd, now I'm wondering as well.

The world of business and high finance in the frozen snack world sure can be a confusing one!

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[TR273]

I'm wondering about adding spanking paddles to the rotor blades.

You know, just to see if it can be done.


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