Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*gives away Fruity-Fox Ice Cream Cone plushies to all kits, at all FruityFox™ locations*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

If it's a written animal rule that the weak fear the strong.
Then does that mean humans aren't strong, especially when there's animals that don't fear them?

Time to enslave me some humans to groom my fluff!

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[Simo]

Odd, I don't think I've ever seen a single human post on this thread! They must know better, even as I have seen some, lurking about the forums....

They are always a pleasure to spray, though.

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[TR273]

A normal helicopter makes a 'Dugga, Dugga, Dugga noise, would the spank-copter make a Wakka, Wakka, Wakka noise?
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Odd, I don't think I've ever seen a single human post on this thread! They must know better, even as I have seen some, lurking about the forums....

They are always a pleasure to spray, though.

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They certainly make a nice meal... Plus they tend to ruin my beautiful territory, so I gotta squash 'em, even though I'm fine with other species in it... I guess humans are banned from it for being too destructive.

Oh well, at least I made it clear. I fear no humans. >:3

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[WXYZ]

*Izzy wonders why @Simo purchased the following as an asset for FRUITY FOX prior to the handover:

Будет ли он укрыться здесь?
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Source: www.furaffinity.net: Kahza-Nirovsk Work Hard Play Hard Poster by JayAxer

 

[Izzy4895]

Odd, now I'm wondering as well.

The world of business and high finance in the frozen snack world sure can be a confusing one!

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Perhaps these are the reasons:

• Airlifting portable shacks that can be used as makeshift petting zoos, mischief dens, or snack stations.
• Hauling massive amounts of trash to Raccoon Ridge for processing.
• Airlifting massive orders of produce from Fox Farms to make FRUITY FOX treats.
• Airlifting lumber for paddle manufacturing.

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[Simo]

Perhaps these are the reasons:

• Airlifting portable shacks that can be used as makeshift petting zoos, mischief dens, or snack stations.
• Hauling massive amounts of trash to Raccoon Ridge for processing.
• Airlifting massive orders of produce from Fox Farms to make FRUITY FOX treats.
• Airlifting lumber for paddle manufacturing.

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.....you do make some good points!

Also useful for:

• Airlifting Sugar From Sugarcube Corner Sugar Co.
• Airlifting Mischievol™ from the S.S. Skunk Mfg. Co., Inc., Ltd.
• Airlifting Melons From The Sweet Skunk Melon Co.
• Airlifting the occasional BAD fox in need of 'emergency' mischief treatment to the Simo by the Sea™ Treatment Spa

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[Ravofox]

I guess humans are banned from it for being too destructive.

*Us foxes...*

.....you do make some good points!

Also useful for:

• Airlifting Sugar From Sugarcube Corner Sugar Co.
• Airlifting Mischievol™ from the S.S. Skunk Mfg. Co., Inc., Ltd.
• Airlifting Melons From The Sweet Skunk Melon Co.
• Airlifting the occasional BAD fox in need of 'emergency' mischief treatment to the Simo by the Sea™ Treatment Spa

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*Air service shut down for having unlicensed pilots, only @DRGN Juno, his birbs or @Universe can fly them!*

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[Simo]

*Air service shut down for having unlicensed pilots, only @DRGN Juno, his birbs or @Universe can fly them!*

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*Service resumes at enhanced speed, with licensed pilot @Tazmo 'Rocket' Raccoon*

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[WXYZ]

*enters the Church of Siberia*
*sees a human @Ravofox*
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[Ravofox]

*Service resumes at enhanced speed, with licensed pilot @Tazmo 'Rocket' Raccoon*

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Licensed pilot, eh? It seems he is wanted for piracy of intergalactic garbage removal spaceships!

$1 billion bounty for that coon! Any accomplices can receive the reward and a pardon if they give us useful information leading to his capture!

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[Simo]

*zips @Ravofox into a heavy-duty Rocket Raccoon suit*

Um....er....geez, they don't make zippers like they used to!

I suppose you're gonna claim to be "Guardian of the Henhouses"

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Us foxes...*

I haven't seen any of you guys breaking stuff and then building a giant ugly stone square called a home! Sometimes made of wood!

Plus foxes are cute... And tasty, I don't mind them being around but of course they know if they are bad they become my lunch.

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[DRGN Juno]

*Service resumes at enhanced speed, with licensed pilot @Tazmo 'Rocket' Raccoon*

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*Checks license*

Sir, not only is this is someone else's, it's expired and half shredded.

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[Simo]

*has @Izzy4895 issue a new licence, as ruler of Vulpine Valley*

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[Ravofox]

*zips @Ravofox into a heavy-duty Rocket Raccoon suit*

Um....er....geez, they don't make zippers like they used to!

I suppose you're gonna claim to be "Guardian of the Henhouses"

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Well, can't really complain

Ah, that's a title I can get used to!
*Shows up for work at @Tazmo's farm*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*arrives home and goes to bed*

*flops*
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[Simo]

*arrives home and goes to bed*

*flops*
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*gives @A Minty cheetah a cute skunk plushie*

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[WXYZ]

*gives @Simo a chee plushie*
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[Tazmo]

So apparently I’m a pilot now?

Are ya sure that’s a good idea, given how I drive

: ). Hehe

Oh, I’m worth 1B now.....cool.


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[WXYZ]

*checks the wheels in display at the local Sam's Club*
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[Simo]

*checks the wheels in display at the local Sam's Club*
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We like to keep in shape! Gotta be able to nyoom!

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[WXYZ]

*arrives at a 5-star hotel, as recommended by @Ravofox*
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[Simo]

*pulls over late at night, seeing a vacancy at The Red Fox Motel*

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