A Minty cheetah
~C H E E~
I was overtaking slow-ass grannies on country lanes in my truck the other day!*doesn't like traffic*. Especially on holidays.....some crazy people on the road here
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I was overtaking slow-ass grannies on country lanes in my truck the other day!*doesn't like traffic*. Especially on holidays.....some crazy people on the road here
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Is that because there is no "T" in "vodka"?So... Many... Duplicate.... Files...
*Sips vodka tea to calm down*
(Vodka tea is made with two parts vodka, in a tea mug)
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I'm fineIs that because there is no "T" in "vodka"?
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*gets a full-English breakfast on standby*I'm fine
(Eye twitches)
I'm fine
*Makes it three parts vodka, thinks about adding a cherry.*
Nah!
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*Hugs**gets a full-English breakfast on standby*
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Certainly not these forums! Seems very dead outside of the political bickering section. Guess maybe the holiday weekend in the US and folks visiting family and all....me not much of a family to visit and what's left is distant.....even minor holidays feel kinda lonely as time goes on........tried to write some but feel so tired....motivation is lacking.....
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*hugs da skunk*
*Also...invades Preyland*
Hope this doesn't start fur war 2!! XD
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*Is still armed to the teeth from LPW**cleans his weapon, ready for action*
*cleans his firearm, ready for action*
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*starts the Predland carpets-for-arms program*
What about carpets for legs?*starts the Predland carpets-for-arms program*
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*Puts you under the industrial hairdryer, accidentally screws up the settings, resulting in the Minty Puffball.**soaking wet*
After I put the brolly away too...
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*is an afro with legs**Puts you under the industrial hairdryer, accidentally screws up the settings, resulting in the Minty Puffball.*
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*sees the result**Puts you under the industrial hairdryer, accidentally screws up the settings, resulting in the Minty Puffball.*
*is an afro with legs*
Thanks. I mean, at least I'm dry now...
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*Hears the cackling of many hyenas for some reason.**sees the result*
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