Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*you turn into a zero*
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*Eats MOAR!!!*
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[Simo]

*eats veggies like a wild, snarling, drooling, uncooth predator*

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[TR273]

*Destroys cheese, like a rabid lion falling on some bacon *
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[WXYZ]

*eats veggies like a wild, snarling, drooling, uncooth predator*

*eats meat in nibbles, not like that "wild, snarling, drooling, uncooth" veggie eater*
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[Simo]

*eats a melon like a ferocious cheetah tearing away at the juicy red flesh*

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[WXYZ]

Manners, gentlemen!
*eats a bacon strip with tea*
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[Simo]

*lifts rear and farts towards @Manchesterite while chewing with my maw open and elbows on the table*

Oh...sorry there!

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[TR273]

*Sips tea*

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[Simo]

My manners slipped for a moment. Must have been a passing case of predatitis!

*daintily wipes tips of muzzle with a monogrammed napkin*

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[TR273]

*Reviews 'Miss Manners' guide to etiquette.*
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[Simo]

*Reviews 'Miss Manners' guide to etiquette.*
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*reviews "How to Spank Predators and Eat Vegetables"*

Very inspiring book.

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[TR273]

*Finds an objectionable phrase in the 'Miss Manners' book.*
'Predators should be seen and not heard.'
Well that doesn't seem right.
*Corrects*
'Predators should be seen and herd(ed into the spanking barn).

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[WXYZ]

*reviews "How to Spank Predators and Eat Vegetables"*

*reads book*
*gets message differently, spanks vegetables and eats predators*
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[TR273]

*reads book*
*gets message differently, spanks vegetables and eats predators*
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My God!
The meat has sent him mad.
*Books you into @Simo by the Sea rest home. For a quick round of treatments.*
Nurse?

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[Simo]

Excellent idea!

*sends @Manchesterite to the spanking ward*

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[TR273]

Just to be on the safe side...

*Lockdown*


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[Simo]

And to be even safer....

Spankdown!

This should cure @Manchesterite of his nefarious mischief : )

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(also, wow: won't be long, and we'll hit 1,000 pages of this crazy game )

 

[TR273]

*Puts on music to help @Manchesterite relax.*

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(Or is that the spanking anthem? I never can remember )

 

[Simo]

*sends in nurses, dressed as clowns, to administer the spankings*

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[TR273]

*sends in nurses, dressed as clowns, to administer the spankings*

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*Sends in clowns, dressed as nurses to administer a pieing.*


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[Simo]

*Sends in clowns, dressed as nurses to administer a pieing.*


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Well, after this, he'll be cured............or, ready to be sent to Happy Hills.

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[TR273]

Well, after this, he'll be cured............or, ready to be sent to Happy Hills.

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He's lucky we are so concerned for his well-being.
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[Simo]

He's lucky we are so concerned for his well-being.
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Quite so! Many prey would simply lock away a predator, rather than provide such charitable rehabilitation.

*sips some tea, thinking back to all our good deeds; from Cheetahs, to foxes, to the present case*

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[TR273]

Quite so! Many prey would simply lock away a predator, rather than provide such charitable rehabilitation.

*sips some tea, thinking back to all our good deeds; from Cheetahs, to foxes, to the present case*

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They must have enjoyed the treatments, since they keep coming back for more.

*Puts a fresh brew on*
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[WXYZ]

Well, after this, he'll be cured............or, ready to be sent to Happy Hills.

*dares to ask about Happy Hills*
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