Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

And has everyone call you the smelliest skunk EVER.

*becomes more famous than Simo*
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[Simo]

*notes @Manchesterite being teased due to his odor, even in Skunk Hollow*

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(curiously, skunks don't smell...just the spray does! and @Manchesterite )

 

[TR273]

*Wraps @Manchesterite in odor eaters.*

*Goes back to the Volleyball.*
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[Simo]

*Wraps @Manchesterite in odor eaters.*

*Goes back to the Volleyball.*
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*notes the odor eaters quickly dissolve*

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[TR273]

*notes the odor eaters quickly dissolve*

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*Checks the label 'A BOD FOX PRODUCT.' Figures, a cheap knock-off.*
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[WXYZ]

A BOD FOX PRODUCT

*dials China to complain about BOD FOX*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Turns out the owner of BOD FOX is this guy:

What a bod this fox has!!!
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[Simo]

*ships @Manchesterite in a dumpster, to Vulpine Valley, where the musky foxes won't mind the odor*

blog.wildfloridairboats.com: We know what the fox says, but you don't know how bad he smells...

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[TR273]

*dials China to complain about BOD FOX*
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Herro, you are speaking with Hung Lo, we at BOD FOX use organic rice to create natural sexyness in our products.
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(I have seen that in an advert for a Chinese car.)

 

[WXYZ]

Herro, you are speaking with Hung Lo, we at BOD FOX use organic rice to create natural sexyness in our products.

Natural sexyness?
*thinks of poor @Ravofox*
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[TR273]

*Brings massive lawsuit against BOD FOX for sullying the good (?) Name of BAD FOX.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

natural sexyness

Natural sexyness?

Somebody call me
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[TR273]

Somebody call me
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Ah! The original, not a cheap Chinese knock-off.
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(Should I be worried that the autosuggest on the phone has 'knock-off' as the first suggestion to follow 'Chinese'?)

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Ah! The original, not a cheap Chinese knock-off.
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(Should I be worried that the autosuggest on the phone has 'knock-off' as the first suggestion to follow 'Chinese'?)

(Mine comes up with "officials" "and" "government" in that order!)
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[TR273]

(Mine comes up with "officials" "and" "government" in that order!)
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(A while ago I was typing Mexican and the first suggestion was 'Mugs'...)
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[A Minty cheetah]

No surprises what the first suggestion is when I type in the word potato!
(I will never forget the majesty that is)
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[Keefur]

@Ravofox ... we measure teeth. The loser has to change their icon background into a rainbow... Oops... you lose.
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[Tazmo]

@Ravofox ... we measure teeth. The loser has to change their icon background into a rainbow... Oops... you lose.
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Hehe. That’s awesome!

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[Simo]

*increases @Ravofox 's dental fees and schedules a cleaning at Skunk Hollow Dental Associates*

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[TR273]

*Hires @Ravofox as a hole punch*
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[Simo]

*notes an infection near the gum-line of @Ravofox 's left long tooth (due to eating deadly parasite infected chicken) during his dental exam*

*extracts tooth and treats fox in a life saving operation and implants a pretty pink plastic tooth*

Skunk Hollow Dental Associates: We do more than just fill cavaties!

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[Wabbajax]

Avast ye! And begone from here!
*takes large fan and sets it to blow in direction of errant skunk*

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[Simo]

*reverses fan direction*

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[TR273]

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[Simo]

An idea: it would be fun, to come up with a map (or a few versions), based on the various lands: Skunk Hollow, Vulpine Valley, Raccoon Ridge, Lesser and Greater Mouseland. Both in RP and on this forum, they have emerged, and though I can't draw, I am gonna try and draw out a basic idea of them, and maybe some other places: Cheetah City, full of fast nyooming cars and cheetahs, Dragon Gultch, Fossa Forest, The Great Swamp...and other lands, some explored and others unknown.

I see Raccoon Ridge straddling Skunk Hollow and Vulpine Valley, high country with clear streams, and some nice waterfalls, forests and a few passes through the highest peaks, through which @Izzy4895 one day appeared in Skunk Hollow fleeing the law and a corrupt Badger, ultimately leading to the Great Friendship Treaty between the two lands, as ratified by the vast public mischief festival, and spanking ceremony of 2018.

Soon, we shall sign the Great Trash Treaty with Raccoon Ridge, donating all our trash to needy raccoons, and making sure there is a dumpster, for every raccoon. (Among other services) : P

~

*wishes he could draw, and imagines the Central Bureaucratic Agency of Lesser Mouseland on the map*

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