Predators and Prey

[TR273]

I see Dragon Gultch as being marked 'Here there be dragons, no seriously there be dragons here.'

Obviously the map will need key landmarks, (The hollow log, the spanking barn, BAD FOX, Simo by the sea, the printing works for 'The Lesser Mouseland Big Book Of Rules And Paperweight ©).
I see Lesser Mouseland as a sort of idealistic view of England in the spring, lots of green, hedgerows, some farms, country lanes, with the main city in the middle which is a mix of styles indicating it's great age with just a dash of fantasy architecture.
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[Keefur]

An idea: it would be fun, to come up with a map (or a few versions), based on the various lands: Skunk Hollow, Vulpine Valley, Raccoon Ridge, Lesser and Greater Mouseland. Both in RP and on this forum, they have emerged, and though I can't draw, I am gonna try and draw out a basic idea of them, and maybe some other places: Cheetah City, full of fast nyooming cars and cheetahs, Dragon Gultch, Fossa Forest, The Great Swamp...and other lands, some explored and others unknown.

I see Raccoon Ridge straddling Skunk Hollow and Vulpine Valley, high country with clear streams, and some nice waterfalls, forests and a few passes through the highest peaks, through which @Izzy4895 one day appeared in Skunk Hollow fleeing the law and a corrupt Badger, ultimately leading to the Great Friendship Treaty between the two lands, as ratified by the vast public mischief festival, and spanking ceremony of 2018.

Soon, we shall sign the Great Trash Treaty with Raccoon Ridge, donating all our trash to needy raccoons, and making sure there is a dumpster, for every raccoon. (Among other services) : P

~

*wishes he could draw, and imagines the Central Bureaucratic Agency of Lesser Mouseland on the map*

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Give me a glacier and some nice woods to hunt in... thus was born Keefurvia!

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[Keefur]

Also, don't forget the city of Fangtropolis!

 

[Simo]

I see Dragon Gultch as being marked 'Here there be dragons, no seriously there be dragons here.'

Obviously the map will need key landmarks, (The hollow log, the spanking barn, BAD FOX, Simo by the sea, the printing works for 'The Lesser Mouseland Big Book Of Rules And Paperweight ©).
I see Lesser Mouseland as a sort of idealistic view of England in the spring, lots of green, hedgerows, some farms, country lanes, with the main city in the middle which is a mix of styles indicating it's great age with just a dash of fantasy architecture.

Ah, yes, I almost forgot about all the places within these lands: My spanking barn, melon patch, hollow log and mischief den...various locations of SavingsSkunk™ and BurgerFox™, The Tazmo Cola™ bottling company, and many other places....oh, and a Zoo! Not that @A Minty cheetah has any worries about that

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[Keefur]

I think I'll stop at one of those food places for lunch. How about Crazy Cougar's Carrion Cafe?

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[Keefur]

Don't forget the island of Cutter Catalina.

 

[Simo]

Oh....and let's not forget the Museum of Natural History....there's a certain fur here who might make a nice display Only, I promise not to stuff him! And he can keep 50% of all admission fees : )

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[TR273]

The great inland lake where much piratey fun was made and much booty was plundered.
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[Simo]

The great inland lake where much piratey fun was made and much booty was plundered.
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Also, the Dodgy Zipper Co.™, and the various onesie sewing centers : )

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[Keefur]

Also, the Dodgy Zipper Co.™, and the various onesie sewing centers : )

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I need a zipper. Do they sell to the general public?

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[TR273]

Also, the Dodgy Zipper Co.™, and the various onesie sewing centers : )

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We will need to add @Ravofox 's secret vegetable garden.
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[Simo]

I need a zipper. Do they sell to the general public?

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I get them wholesale, from the factory, in Lesser Mouseland. But I am sure @TR273 has more information, on quantities, and pricing

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[Simo]

We will need to add @Ravofox 's secret vegetable garden.
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Oh, indeed! Maybe he can even have a 'coming out' party, as there's no need to hide the fact foxes eat about 30% fruits and vegetables. It'll be a relief, to be able to be open about his love for fruits.

(count still at +11)

 

[TR273]

I get them wholesale, from the factory, in Lesser Mouseland. But I am sure @TR273 has more information, on quantities, and pricing

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All he needs to do is fill out forms Ax/7364, GH/3856-g, PE599937-385/6 and V5, in order to get the green form, which he needs to get the blue form, which is needed to get the magnolia form which is...

(And on and on)
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[Keefur]

Skunks are omnivores as well.
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http://www.ferretlove.co.uk/tyler46-.jpg

 

[Simo]

All he needs to do is fill out forms Ax/7364, GH/3856-g, PE599937-385/6 and V5, in order to get the green form, which he needs to get the blue form, which is needed to get the magnolia form which is...

(And on and on)
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Ah, yes, took me a few weeks years, but well worth the time!

Skunks are omnivores as well.
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http://www.ferretlove.co.uk/tyler46-.jpg

shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

*eats some "I Can't Believe They're Not Beetles" snacks*

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[TR273]

Paperwork in Lesser Mouseland.
'We don't file, we shovel!'
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[Keefur]

Paperwork in Lesser Mouseland.
'We don't file, we shovel!'
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I just thought you chewed up all the paper.

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[TR273]

I just thought you chewed up all the paper.

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I didn't say when we shoveled...
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[Simo]

I didn't say when we shoveled...
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@Izzy4895 and @Ravofox want to open up 12 Burger Fox™ locations in Lesser Mouseland. Can you advise as to what forms they need to fill out, to be in full compliance, with all regulations?

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[WXYZ]

@Izzy4895 and @Ravofox want to open up 12 Burger Fox™ locations in Lesser Mouseland. Can you advise as to what forms they need to fill out, to be in full compliance, with all regulations?

*starts issuing offshore business permits*
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[TR273]

@Izzy4895 and @Ravofox want to open up 12 Burger Fox™ locations in Lesser Mouseland. Can you advise as to what forms they need to fill out, to be in full compliance, with all regulations?

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Not a problem.
VY18475/4
LE-39549-3d
GH395/a
PR48594933/g (in green)
JS-39594-48955/z
AS333-4958-1701-A
ZZ-485929/s
And
AJ/49383/495-U
That will get them a meeting with the Ministry of Forms to discuss the other forms they will need.
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[Simo]

*starts issuing offshore business permits*
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*starts opening offshore spanking barns*

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[Tazmo]

Not a problem.
VY18475/4
LE-39549-3d
GH395/a
PR48594933/g (in green)
JS-39594-48955/z
AS333-4958-1701-A
ZZ-485929/s
And
AJ/49383/495-U
That will get them a meeting with the Ministry of Forms to discuss the other forms they will need.
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Bloody hell!

*you are giving me DMV flashbacks*!


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[WXYZ]

Not a problem.
VY18475/4
LE-39549-3d
GH395/a
PR48594933/g (in green)
JS-39594-48955/z
AS333-4958-1701-A
ZZ-485929/s
And
AJ/49383/495-U
That will get them a meeting with the Ministry of Forms to discuss the other forms they will need.
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I presume each form also have to be done in triplicate, signed in 27 places, and submitted during dates arbitrarily chosen by a talking frog.
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