Predators and Prey

[Tazmo]

I presume each form also have to be done in triplicate, signed in 27 places, and submitted during dates arbitrarily chosen by a talking frog.
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And each signature has to be notarized at $5 a piece

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[TR273]

Oh! And for said meeting, they should bring sandwiches, might be there awhile.
(See forms KD1863/543 and KC/2 for approved sandwich contents)
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I presume each form also have to be done in triplicate, signed in 27 places, and submitted during dates arbitrarily chosen by a talking frog.
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In pale green ink and the dates are chosen by a drunken baboon.

 

[Simo]

I hear the regulations on opening Predator Spanking Barns there are a bit more lax

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[TR273]

I hear the regulations on opening Predator Spanking Barns there are a bit more lax

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Here is the form
SA1748/45-b

1. WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN A SPANKING BARN?
YES [] NO []
TICK ONE.

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[Simo]

Here is the form
SA1748/45-b

1. WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN A SPANKING BARN?
YES [] NO []
TICK ONE.

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Ticks, "Yes"

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[Tazmo]

Yay! *celebrates by spanking a random pred*

 

[TR273]

Ticks, "Yes"

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(Rubber stamp)
*APPROVED*

Wiiiiinnnn!!!!

 

[WXYZ]

*starts a new Party*
The Anti-Bureaucracy Party
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[Ravofox]

*starts a new Party*
The Anti-Bureaucracy Party
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*joins* yus, I can really sink my teeth into that!

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[WXYZ]

*wins elections in Lesser Mouseland and Skunk Hollow, as furs voice their discontent at @TR273 's sadist fetish of byzantine forms*
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[Ravofox]

*wins elections in Lesser Mouseland and Skunk Hollow, as furs voice their discontent at @TR273 's sadist fetish of byzantine forms*
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*slices through all the red tape...which was blocking the way to all the steak! *

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[WXYZ]

*the new governments take part in a ceremony: The Burning of the Forms, Especially Of SA1748/45-b*
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[Tazmo]

Hmmm *wonders what @Simo has been up to*

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[Simo]

*wins elections in Lesser Mouseland and Skunk Hollow, as furs voice their discontent at @TR273 's sadist fetish of byzantine forms*
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*notes that elections are not held in Skunk Hollow until 2022, and that @Manchesterite is not a legal resident, nor a native citizen of SkunkHhollow, thus revoking any claims to office, and allowing Simo S. Skunk, to remain as President*

*detains and imprisons @Manchesterite for a term of 5 years, as per The Skunk Hollow Constitution, in a high security spanking barn*

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[Ravofox]

*notes that elections are not held in Skunk Hollow until 2022, and that @Manchesterite is not a legal resident, nor a native citizen of SkunkHhollow, thus revoking any claims to office, and allowing Simo S. Skunk, to remain as President*

*detains and imprisons @Manchesterite for a term of 5 years, as per The Skunk Hollow Constitution, in a high security spanking barn*

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*uses menacing looking teeth to threaten you to release @Manchesterite and institute free elections*

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[Tazmo]

*uses menacing looking teeth to threaten you to release @Manchesterite and institute free elections*

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*brushes those teeth*! :V

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[WXYZ]

*Writes "The Manifesto" while in prison*
*dedicates to @Izzy4895*
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[Ravofox]

*Writes "The Manifesto" while in prison*
*dedicates to @Izzy4895*
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I hope it includes the right to life, liberty and being able top have your teeth unbrushed!

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[Simo]

*uses menacing looking teeth to threaten you to release @Manchesterite and institute free elections*

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*notes the fair election of Simo S. Skunk, giving, and even-pawed President is recognized in the great Friendship Treaty and Spanking Ceremony, of 2018, between Vulpine Valley, and Skunk Hollow, between S. Skunk, and @Izzy4895, and can only be nullified by the joint consent of Simo, Izzy, and Princess Celestia*

*reviews some treaties, on joint paddle making operations, and spreading spanking to lands far and wide, a joint mission of both lands*

*releases @Manchesterite out of pure kindness, so long as he is erects a giant statue of @TR273 in Lesser Mouseland*

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[WXYZ]

*releases @Manchesterite out of pure kindness, so long as he is erects a giant statue of @TR273 in Lesser Mouseland*

*makes a statue from the remains of @Some Moron, for they are kill*
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[Simo]

*summons Furry Moses, to keep @Manchesterite in line*

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[Keefur]

*summons Furry Moses, to keep @Manchesterite in line*

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Ah! Furry Moses comes down from the mountain with the ten condiments. Dibs on the BBQ sauce.

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[TR273]

*Furry Moses, lightly seasons the predators with pepper.*
Sneezing fits all round.
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[Ravofox]

*Furry Moses, lightly seasons the predators with pepper.*
Sneezing fits all round.
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Achooo!!!

Don't trust him! That other furry prophet sold me a ticket to the ark, and then he didn't let me on before the flood! No wonder sabertooths became extinct!

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[TR273]

Achooo!!!

Don't trust him! That other furry prophet sold me a ticket to the ark, and then he didn't let me on before the flood! No wonder sabertooths became extinct!

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Isn't that always the way, you turn up on doomsday, salvation ticket in hand and the girl behind the desk tells you, they've overbooked your ark, but if you come back tomorrow there might be space then.
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