Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*GOOD MOUSE counters by sponsoring sporting events, and popular music acts.*
+1

-10

 

[Simo]

*BAD MOUSE sets up a stand giving teen mice free Mousehawk haircuts and spiky leather jakets*

+1

-9

 

[TR273]

*GOOD MOUSE roll out their biggest gun*

"Buy our products, or else..."

+1

-8
(Sales strategy taken from the Apple 'How to corner the market.' e-book*)

*Only available from the i-store, not comparable with version 9 or earlier, if you bought the earlier version, you're going to have to buy it again...SUCKER!

(I do not like Apple)

 

[Simo]

*BAD MOUSE distributes plaid Burberry knock offs to local delinquent teen mice*

+1

-7

 

[TR273]

*BAD MOUSE distributes plaid Burberry knock offs to local delinquent teen mice*

+1

-7

*Lesser Mouseland chamber of commerce, launch an investigation into the source of these bootleg knockoffs. The finger of suspicion is pointed to a source in Vulpine Valley.*
+1

-6

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*looks around*
The usual shenanigans...
*shrugs*
-1

-7

 

[TR273]

*Also looks around...*

+1

-6

 

[Tazmo]

*cutely eats trash and boffs*

Hiya!

1
-5

 

[TR273]

*cutely eats trash and boffs*

Hiya!

1
-5

-4

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*cutely eats trash and boffs*

Hiya!

1
-5

*puts clothes peg on nose*
Hi!!!
-1

-5

 

[Tazmo]

*puts clothes peg on nose*
Hi!!!
-1

-5

I learned it from you Mintay! :V

*smiles and waves*
1
-4

 

[TR273]

*Drops off a skip of luxury trash.*
+1

-3

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I learned it from you Mintay! :V

*smiles and waves*
1
-4

*cries a single proud tear...*
That's ma boy!
-1

-4
*quietly boffs*

 

[Tazmo]

*Drops off a skip of luxury trash.*
+1

-3

*drools and excited chittering. Nyooms to the luxury trash*

*cries a single proud tear...*
That's ma boy!
-1

-4
*quietly boffs*

*boffs in respect*

1
-3

 

[TR273]

*Dons gas mask.*
Mummuf mmmumu mufffmummm muuumu.

+1

-2

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*Dons gas mask.*
Mummuf mmmumu mufffmummm muuumu.

+1

-2

Sorry? I couldn't quite hear you over all the boffing!
*lets rip with a thunderous boff*
-1

-3

 

[TR273]

Sorry? I couldn't quite hear you over all the boffing!
*lets rip with a thunderous boff*
-1

-3

*Lights a match...*

+1

-2

 

[WXYZ]

*turns around*
Am I in Skunk Hollow?
-1
-3

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*turns around*
Am I in Skunk Hollow?
-1
-3

I'm not sure...everything is a wasteland with a lingering aroma of boff!
-1

-4

 

[TR273]

I'm blaming you lot for this...
+1

-3

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I'm blaming you lot for this...
+1

-3

You lit the match...
-1

-4

 

[TR273]

You lit the match...
-1

-4

I did it...

...FOR SCIENCE!!!!
-1

-3

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I did it...

...FOR SCIENCE!!!!
-1

-3

-1

-4

 

[TR273]

*Hears about the DDOS attacks, eats a hacker.*
...
-1

-5

 

[WXYZ]

*Hears about the DDOS attacks, eats a hacker.*

*stomps on 4chan, the possible culprit*
-1
-6