Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

*Hears about the DDOS attacks, eats a hacker.*
...
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Y-you subtracted???
Is this the first time ever?
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*chases, takes down and eats the fastest hacker*

 

[WXYZ]

*slices a hacker in half*
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[TR273]

Y-you subtracted???
Is this the first time ever?
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*chases, takes down and eats the fastest hacker*

To be honest he wasn't very filling, and tasted of angst, tears, bad porn and fail.
*Eats a much more tasty and filling lettuce leaf.*
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(I've been on the other side occasionally, just not often )

 

[Simo]

*misses those simpler times of putting @A Minty cheetah in the zoo*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*misses those simpler times of putting @A Minty cheetah in the zoo*

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*doesn't*
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[TR273]

*Puts @A Minty cheetah in Zoo.*

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[WXYZ]

*releases @A Minty cheetah from the zoo*
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[Simo]

*a new zoo for Minty where he will be safe from diapers and vore*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*a new zoo for Minty where he will be safe from diapers and vore*

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*puts self in this zoo*
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[TR273]

*releases @A Minty cheetah from the zoo*
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Just pointing out I said 'Zoo' not 'a zoo'.
*Senses innuendo police approaching.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*rocks back and forth in the corner while hugging his knees*
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[TR273]

*rocks back and forth in the corner while hugging his knees*
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Delivery!

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[WXYZ]

*rocks back and forth in the corner while hugging his knees*

@Simo the Autocrat! Look at what you have done to this poor fellow.
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[A Minty cheetah]

Delivery!
View attachment 70453
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*starts eating, has vore flashbacks*
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*sucks thumb instead*

 

[WXYZ]

*starts eating, has vore flashbacks*

Oh, it was me.
*checks in at @Simo's zoo, wishes to be punished by the skunk mercilessly*
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[TR273]

*starts eating, has vore flashbacks*
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*sucks thumb instead*

This sounds serious, we must erase these memories from him, "Nurse, pass me the neuralyzer.... What do you mean 'The batteries are flat.' Well just hand me the big mallet..."
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[A Minty cheetah]

This sounds serious, we must erase these memories from him, "Nurse, pass me the neuralyzer.... What do you mean 'The batteries are flat.' Well just hand me the big mallet..."
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Whatever you do, make it quick!
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[WXYZ]

Whatever you do, make it quick!

BONK!
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[TR273]

Whatever you do, make it quick!
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BONK!
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No stop that, not in public.


Now hold still...
WOLLOP!!!!

How's dat?
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[A Minty cheetah]

No stop that, not in public.


Now hold still...
WOLLOP!!!!

How's dat?
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I think it worked...whatever it was you were doing...

*brews a nice cup of Dorset Tea*
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[Simo]

Oh, it was me.
*checks in at @Simo's zoo, wishes to be punished by the skunk mercilessly*
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*has @Izzy4895 put you in various MLP diapers*

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[Tazmo]

*rocks back and forth in the corner while hugging his knees*
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Plays this song

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[TR273]

*sneaks in*
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*Sneaks out, gets some sleep*

(Good night guys, see you later.)

 

[Tazmo]

*sneaks in*
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*Sneaks out, gets some sleep*

(Good night guys, see you later.)

(Nighty night Mr. Mouse)

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*sneaks in*
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*Sneaks out, gets some sleep*

(Good night guys, see you later.)

Goodnight, and thanks for the head whack! It must've been something bad to resort to that...
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