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Predators and Prey

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Goodnight, and thanks for the head whack! It must've been something bad to resort to that...
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*Invites you for a calming and (heavily medicated) recovery at Simo by the Sea*

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A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
*puts medicine in peanut butter*

Here comes the feel good airplane, now open up! :V

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You're supposed to hide the medicine in something nice, not something that smells and tastes awful!!!
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
You're supposed to hide the medicine in something nice, not something that smells and tastes awful!!!
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Ah-ha! You've revealed another food you don't like :p

*evil laughter*

*prepares ants on a log: rasins on a celery stalk with peanut butter* :p

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A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Ah-ha! You've revealed another food you don't like :p

*evil laughter*

*prepares ants on a log: rasins on a celery stalk with peanut butter* :p

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*hides in abattoir*
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A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
*points out to the recoverong Cheetah this is a watermelon processing abattoir*

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*reverts to the knee hugging rocking position in the corner*
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*reverts to the knee hugging rocking position in the corner*
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*coaxes Cheetah out with mint chip ice cream (containing new, relaxing Simotol....the mild soothing sedative 9/10 vets reccomend)

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A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
*coaxes Cheetah out with mint chip ice cream (containing new, relaxing Simotol....the mild soothing sedative 9/10 vets reccomend)

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*sees the green colour, triggering watermelon PTSD*

*nyooms away, screaming*
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WXYZ

No longer using this site
*sees the green colour, triggering watermelon PTSD*
*makes chee look in mirror*
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Oh......can't sleep...so very scared of being homeless and broke........I guess pm so as not to muddy up this thread....

*eats and feels sick*

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A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Oh......can't sleep...so very scared of being homeless and broke........I guess pm so as not to muddy up this thread....

*eats and feels sick*

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*holds close and hugs tightly*
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