Sponsored by Facebook - We have your eyesAhh! So you've heard about our attached gambling hall.
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Sponsored by Facebook - We have your eyesAhh! So you've heard about our attached gambling hall.
... Personal data and no scruples!Sponsored by Facebook - We have your eyes...
*Sees The Book Of Faces has sold my data to dodgy companies, crashes the stock market in retaliation.*
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Simon and Garfunkle wrote a song about @Some Moron . It's called The Boxer. I don't know why they didn't call it The Rectangular.
-1And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains
Minty his house, with a minty little window and a minty Corvette and everything is minty for him...That's funny, I was just thinking of a story, about a mint green Cheetah, who lived happily in a Zoo!
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...especially when he takes some mints while running the Mint.Minty his house, with a minty little window and a minty Corvette and everything is minty for him...
Ahh, if only some owls were more active here, or lorises...(also, geez, I gotta find some more prey species for the game, here.....hmmmm......ponders..........)
I just got settled in the old one! Stop moving me about and teasing me with delicious but unreachable gnu!!!*puts @A Minty cheetah in a new zoo, next to a gnu (but not close enough to eat gnu)*
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(also, geez, I gotta find some more prey species for the game, here.....hmmmm......ponders..........)
Ahh, if only some owls were more active here, or lorises...
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EDIT: Oh, owls are predators.
*puts an unreacable Ibex, on the other side of @A Minty cheetah 's enclosure*
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And worse yet, lacking a sense of smell, certain larger owls are the only non-human predator of skunks!
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*litters the outside with a surfeit of dried meats*I just got settled in the old one! Stop moving me about and teasing me with delicious but unreachable gnu!!!