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Predators and Prey

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Ok, give em 'ere!
Are you sure?
Ok you asked for it...
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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Mff!!

In what way was that a document?!o_O

In that case *flings meatballs as a substitute to a signiture:p

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Sorry, reflex...
Ok so burning many of our forms, well on the plus side that will reduce our workload, on the...
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Here, have the key to Wearhouses 1,5,8 and 19, here's some petrol, and a box of matches.

And if my supervisor shows up you can burn him too >:3
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Tazmo

Trash connoisseur

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*makes a note, to not get on your bad side*
It's people like my supervisor who precipitate all the paperwork, do you think we enjoy it? One of my co-workers ate his own hands last week to get out of it. We would rebel except we would have to fill out half a billion forms (in triplicate), wait three years for the case to be passed to the courts, then wait while all 666 judges came to a decision, and Kathleen would have to agree to perform the 'Dance of the Seven Veils' by moonlight on the winter equinox. And that last one isn't happening, according to her 'There isn't enough alcohol on the planet' to get her to do something that daft.
(Then she muttered something about 'not since the 'incident'')
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Never seen it.
I'll add it to the pile of stuff to find.
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Meanwhile, I have found the rear-end of a very bad, bad predator; a menace to peaceful prey in all lands!

*spanks @Manchesterite, in my new spanking barn, built from timbers reclaimed from 1700s barns, in New England, at great cost, in Vermont. To be spanked in this barn is an historic luxury.

Maybe I'll open up a 'barn and breakfast' :p

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