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Predators and Prey

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
Meanwhile, I have found the rear-end of a very bad, bad predator; a menace to peaceful prey in all lands!

*spanks @Manchesterite, in my new spanking barn, built from timbers reclaimed from 1700s barns, in New England, at great cost, in Vermont. To be spanked in this barn is an historic luxury.

Maybe I'll open up a 'barn and breakfast' :p

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Is the spanking before or after breakfast?

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Is the spanking before or after breakfast?

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Depends on if the predator in question eats as directed :p

But the new facility is indeed as historical, as it is luxurious; the Spanking Barn version, of Simo by The Sea, a bit of colonial Americana, to rid the rump of worries and woes.

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*Serves breakfast beverages.*
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A nice touch!

There is such a wholesome, almost Norman Rockwell quality, about these these new spanking barns; very Town & Country. I imagine I might get a lot of BAD NYC foxes, seeking some time away from their wiles on Wall Street...

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*gives @Tazmo and @Manchesterite some rolled up copies of The New Yorker, hoping that spanking them with them, will make them more given to appreciating literature and the arts*

Also, sends up some leftover stockades from Salem, for....historical effect : P

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