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Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

Yakamaru

Level 32 Knight
...A soda can. A fucking soda can.

And my battlecry will just be incredibly loud whimpers, heard across the entire battlefield.
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
A brand-new compass saw.
 

Tomin

New Member
Well i guess a half empty bag of ravioli will do...

Maybe i'll be able to invite the attacker for dinner
 

WolfNightV4X1

King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy
A sleeping bag?

Suffocation, No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my own bleeding
 

RandomNinja11

Meme King
Yeah boii - I got a whole table as my weapon! Wait... This weighs a bit too much. BOOM I FOUND A THUMBTACK OH YEAH!
A knife. That's fortunate.
TF are you doing with a knife at your computer??
I do not think I'm going to charge into battle with my work desk top Monitor
tfw ur bored at work & it's break time(I hope for your own case :p) so you go on FAF cuz why not?
 
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WolfNightV4X1

King of Kawaii; That Token Femboy
Yeah boii - I got a whole table as my weapon! Wait... This weighs a bit too much. BOOM I FOUND A THUMBTACK OH YEAH!

TF are you doing with a knife at your computer??

tfw ur bored at work & it's break time(I hope for your own case :p) so you go on FAF cuz why not?
I'm starting to feel like this thread is more about judging where and how people decide to browse the forums :v

...also in my house we keep knives practically everywhere (knife and martial arts enthusiasts) so in my case it wouldn't be surprising. I think I accidentally left a rusty dagger in the freezer once
 

RandomNinja11

Meme King
I'm starting to feel like this thread is more about judging where and how people decide to browse the forums :v

...also in my house we keep knives practically everywhere (knife and martial arts enthusiasts) so in my case it wouldn't be surprising. I think I accidentally left a rusty dagger in the freezer once

I'm not judging, i'm just screwing with people :v
Also I found a pocket knife in my headphones case lol
idk how that got there but i've been looking for this thing forever now xD
 

Ramjet

Seizing the memes of production
Is it still aloud if the object is in a safe,but is still directly to your right?
If so I win:D
 

RandomNinja11

Meme King
Is it still aloud if the object is in a safe,but is still directly to your right?
If so I win:D
Thats pretty amazing if you can see an object inside of a safe.
10/10 get money with your superpower pls
i draw shitty art for infinity dollars (I dont actually draw, im bad lol)
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
A bowl of homemade Chana Masala that I put a little bit too much chili pepper into. Aim for the eyes and claim victory!
 

MadKiyo

Imma bat in yer rafters
A vacuum cleaner. In that case, I'll take the metal extension tube off and hit them with it.
 

Old Fashioned

Sometimes Active Member
I've got a pack of gum, so if they are highschoolers all hostility will be forgotten and I will become "cool." If it is any other foe however, you will find me blowing bubbles in the face of danger. :p
 

Belatucadros

Bitches love sticks
A pillow. Wow.
 
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