Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

[EdgyMemeLord0]

*fights off attackers with a single paper tissue*

 

[Dmc10398]

I do not think I'm going to charge into battle with my work desk top Monitor

 

[Yakamaru]

...A soda can. A fucking soda can.

And my battlecry will just be incredibly loud whimpers, heard across the entire battlefield.

 

[EdgyMemeLord0]

...A soda can. A fucking soda can.

And my battlecry will just be incredibly loud whimpers, heard across the entire battlefield.

Or some autistic screeching
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Sivath]

The liquid thing you use to preserve and clean your contact lenses.
That's it, I'm doomed.

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

A brand-new compass saw.

 

[Tomin]

Well i guess a half empty bag of ravioli will do...

Maybe i'll be able to invite the attacker for dinner

 

[Pipistrele]

A knife. That's fortunate.

 

[fallout19980]

Packet of lays. Maybe I can forcefully choke them with chips.

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

A sleeping bag?

Suffocation, No breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my own bleeding

 

[fallout19980]

Or some autistic screeching
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I guess palpatines demented screech should do.

 

[RandomNinja11]

Yeah boii - I got a whole table as my weapon! Wait... This weighs a bit too much. BOOM I FOUND A THUMBTACK OH YEAH!

A knife. That's fortunate.

TF are you doing with a knife at your computer??

I do not think I'm going to charge into battle with my work desk top Monitor

tfw ur bored at work & it's break time(I hope for your own case ) so you go on FAF cuz why not?

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

Yeah boii - I got a whole table as my weapon! Wait... This weighs a bit too much. BOOM I FOUND A THUMBTACK OH YEAH!

TF are you doing with a knife at your computer??

tfw ur bored at work & it's break time(I hope for your own case ) so you go on FAF cuz why not?

I'm starting to feel like this thread is more about judging where and how people decide to browse the forums :v

...also in my house we keep knives practically everywhere (knife and martial arts enthusiasts) so in my case it wouldn't be surprising. I think I accidentally left a rusty dagger in the freezer once

 

[RandomNinja11]

I'm starting to feel like this thread is more about judging where and how people decide to browse the forums :v

...also in my house we keep knives practically everywhere (knife and martial arts enthusiasts) so in my case it wouldn't be surprising. I think I accidentally left a rusty dagger in the freezer once

I'm not judging, i'm just screwing with people :v
Also I found a pocket knife in my headphones case lol
idk how that got there but i've been looking for this thing forever now xD

 

[Ramjet]

Is it still aloud if the object is in a safe,but is still directly to your right?
If so I win

 

[RandomNinja11]

Is it still aloud if the object is in a safe,but is still directly to your right?
If so I win

Thats pretty amazing if you can see an object inside of a safe.
10/10 get money with your superpower pls
i draw shitty art for infinity dollars (I dont actually draw, im bad lol)

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

A bowl of homemade Chana Masala that I put a little bit too much chili pepper into. Aim for the eyes and claim victory!

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

A vacuum cleaner. In that case, I'll take the metal extension tube off and hit them with it.

 

[ellaerna]

coffee table. Time for some WWE shit up in here.

 

[CreatureOfHabit]

A coffee mug? Well, if it was good enough for Vin Diesel, it's good enough for me!

 

[Spacewaifu]

There's a wall on my right.......so..... a wall?

 

[Old Fashioned]

I've got a pack of gum, so if they are highschoolers all hostility will be forgotten and I will become "cool." If it is any other foe however, you will find me blowing bubbles in the face of danger.

 

[GreenZone]

its literally a browning high power though...

 

[Belatucadros]

A pillow. Wow.

 

[Ramjet]

its literally a browning high power though...

GP-35mk?Cute