Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

[Ninth]

A fucking banana. We all know I'm 'boutta die. c:

 

[GreenZone]

GP-35mk?Cute

i don't know what it's called just the sound it makes when it takes a mans life

nah though for real i just know it as a hi power some one came in put it on the desk and said "here picket that i need to go out for a bit" i just went k then proceeded to do retarded light duties

 

[Beatle9]

My wallet......... Well... maybe I could use the credit cards as throwing stars?

 

[PlusThirtyOne]

*fights off attackers with a single paper tissue*

i was gonna post "toilet paper" but i'm in the guest bathroom! Lucky me, i have a shower curtain so i might stand a chance if i can manage to cover my attacker!

 

[Sergei Sóhomo]

Oh boy my mouse is my weapon

 

[pandasayori]

I'm not sure how effective a small, porcelain mixing palette will be, but it's my weapon!

 

[ClinkertheLion]

A plastic ruler. But if it snaps ill have two small ruler daggers

 

[Carin Claws]

I HAVE A CAT THE MOST DANGEROUS weapon EVER!!!!! I win...to be honest it would most likely rip of my arm instead... and i would never through him at anyone so i would go of my sissors that i used to sowing something really badly! I STILL win...

 

[Simo]

A magnifying glass!

Well, it's a sunny, day, so I can focus the sun's rays...and OUCH!

 

[OrcKing]

A mouse!

Stranglation with the cord, blunt force truama with the mouse itself. Bring et!

 

[Scorpen]

A remote control. Maybe if I press all the buttons at once it will shoot laser beams...

 

[meowsee]

phone...

i guess i can throw it at the attacker. YEET

 

[FuzzyMuzz]

A bag of Doritos. . . How does this serve as a weapon

 

[Jarren]

An assisted opening EMT knife with a 4" blade. Plus several rifles within a few meters. I think I'm good ^.=.^

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

Punt a plastic cup into their face REALLY FUCKING HARD

 

[Sgt. Kai]

Well, I just got dressed for work, so my .9mm Glock it is...

 

[Akartoshi]

My bird is sitting on my shoulder as I read this, so guess she's going into battle for me :/

 

[Ieatcrackersandjumpcliffs]

"What is art" by Leo Tolstoy....

Fuck

 

[Junkerfox]

My cactus.
Fear it. Respect it. Give it plenty of sunlight.

 

[BlacklistedMonk]

A bottle of Absente... why fight when we can drink

 

[Norros]

Ravenor: The Omnibus.
Well, at least its heavy, FOR THE EMPEROR!

 

[WolfNightV4X1]

A pen

As the phrase goes, it is mightier...

 

[DapperWolf]

A Funko Pop Vinyl of Nick Valentine. Well... he was pretty awesome as a battle companion.

 

[Dongding]

Ear plugs... if my opponent is an infant I might be alright.

 

[Simo]

A bowl of re-fried beans! OK, these could temporarily blind you, and make quite a mess!