Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

[Infrarednexus]

My.......dog?

 

[Belatucadros]

A glass of water and my sunglasses.

I'll splash 'em in the face and look cool doing it!

 

[CertifiedCervine]

A Tv remote,

Decent enough I guess

 

[Kit411230]

My wife? I guess I hold her by the ankles & weild her like a club?

 

[Guifrog]

My Earl figure. *throws it*

 

[Marcl]

An Ethernet cable... Oh my... I can think of so many ways I can do harm to people with it. I'm OK, right?

 

[Guifrog]

A t-shirt. *suffocates the enemy with it*

 

[Universe]

A chair

 

[Skychickens]

My wife? I guess I hold her by the ankles & weild her like a club?

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that pops in here sometimes and has their wife next to them.

As for me, my wife’s contact lens solution.

Interesting.

 

[Universe]

A table

 

[katalistik]

Its my phone. I guess I can call 911 and tell them to come and bring me some fast food, save my life :V

 

[Guifrog]

A bunch of magazines. *lits fire on them and attack*

 

[Shibabutts]

A single store bought macaroon. I throw it at the Frenchmen attacking me, he is insulted and appalled that it's not hand made, he leaves.

 

[Skychickens]

My wife’s sketchbook.

Why am I so often next to a sketchbook hm...

 

[Jarren]

Either a small waste paper basket or 24"x4" section of wood countertop....

 

[Guifrog]

My med. OVERDOSE ATTACK!

 

[Universe]

A bolt of lightning

 

[GarnetFerrum]

Heavy backpack.
-Two handed weapon
-Smite
+26% damage to slow walkers

 

[Yvvki]

Lint rollers could deal damage.... right?

 

[pediachnid]

a camera microscope... im ded

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

A bunch of eggs.

 

[CertifiedCervine]

A radio
The crappy pop music will unarm the attacker as he covers his ears in pain

 

[Skychickens]

A journal.

Ohkay.

 

[CertifiedCervine]

A journal.

Ohkay.

Destroy him with feelings

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

A half-empty beer can. Maybe I can chug it to weaken my inhibitions and fight better?