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Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

Belatucadros

Bitches love sticks
A glass of water and my sunglasses.

I'll splash 'em in the face and look cool doing it!
 
A Tv remote,

Decent enough I guess
 

Kit411230

New Member
My wife? I guess I hold her by the ankles & weild her like a club?
 

Skychickens

Late Healer Ferret
My wife? I guess I hold her by the ankles & weild her like a club?
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that pops in here sometimes and has their wife next to them.

As for me, my wife’s contact lens solution.

Interesting.
 

Shibabutts

New Member
A single store bought macaroon. I throw it at the Frenchmen attacking me, he is insulted and appalled that it's not hand made, he leaves.
 

Skychickens

Late Healer Ferret
My wife’s sketchbook.

Why am I so often next to a sketchbook hm...
 

Jarren

You can't just quote yourself! -Me
Either a small waste paper basket or 24"x4" section of wood countertop....
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
A bunch of eggs.
 
A radio
The crappy pop music will unarm the attacker as he covers his ears in pain
 

Skychickens

Late Healer Ferret
A journal.

Ohkay.
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
A half-empty beer can. Maybe I can chug it to weaken my inhibitions and fight better?
 
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