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Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

Cyanomega

Well-Known Member
An empty pack of Marlboro 100's.

Yeah, I'm gonna die.
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
A full 22oz bottle of Guinness. Whip it at their head!
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
My PS4 controller! Have at thee, Bible thumper!
 

Leadhoof

Niche Internet Microcelebrity
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Since the super aggressive attack cockatiel is ignoring me, this kickass flyswatter will have to do.
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
A My Little Pony lamp.

*rips out electrical cord*

Electrical cord. Better.
 

Cyanomega

Well-Known Member
A half full bottle of old Rasputin.
just hold still while I slowly drink this.....
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
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I feel good about this.
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
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