Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

[ShadowCatzz]

A pen tablet pen, guess I'll die

 

[blue sky love]

My window blinds

 

[Keefur]

Well, THIS literally sucks! It's the straw from my drink.

 

[FrostHeart]

A table... cool!

 

[Ravofox]

A toilet plunger!

You wanna piece of me, sucker?!

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Ehh... hane tissues? The same ones I use when I shuffle the banana? Strange... I'm in work right now

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

But... There's nothing to my right except for the wall....

 

[TR273]

A traffic control sign!

 

[Raever]

An industrial fan? Huh. I like these odds.

 

[Thrashy]

Some coffee ^^

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Ah yes! Nothing! I have to use my fists... and maybe that knuckle duster I got as a gift few days ago ^^

 

[TR273]

A sketch book!

Ah ha! Fear my ability to draw unflattering caricatures!

 

[Universe]

The chair

 

[Arix]

Literally a sword.

 

[Arishipshape]

A pencil. The pen is mightier than the sword.

 

[pilgrimfromoblivion]

A gun. A gun is the best defence.

 

[Sairn]

Some hot coffee, effective.

 

[DariusTheLoony]

A remote, I'm about to go John wick.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

My moneybox?! A screw that! I would rather get my face pummeled!

 

[blue sky love]

My empty cup of iced coffee

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

Nothing but a wall.
Guess I'm using the wall then.

 

[Keefur]

Face my tiny paint scraper of death!

 

[Xitheon]

A textbook about keeshonds (dogs.)

 

[blue sky love]

Diaper rash ointment that I use for my minor cuts, scrapes and burns...

*remembers which site I'm on*

Shut up.

 

[WXYZ]

A cotton ball.