Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

[TR273]

Laptop!

 

[Sir Thaikard]

I'll break a plate over your head and then shank you with a shard of plate like in Breaking Bad.

 

[FrostHeart]

A plastic Pepsi bottle! *chugs it before using it as a weapon*

 

[FrostHeart]

Update... it's now a baseball bat. "You picked the wrong house fool!"

 

[blue sky love]

My spring-weather coat from TJ Maxx?

Guess I'll die in style.

 

[Ash Sukea]

A long charging cord.

 

[FlannelFox]

Face the wrath of my..
Bag of dirty laundry!

 

[blue sky love]

A long charging cord.

Same, fam

Mine is pink

 

[Marcl]

A scratch card with a code for a game.

 

[Breyo]

My guinea pig is walking around to the right of me right now...
...
Well, Pip, time to go to war! I sure hope we're fighting robots with exposed wires or something lol

 

[Marcl]

My guinea pig is walking around to the right of me right now...
...
Well, Pip, time to go to war! I sure hope we're fighting robots with exposed wires or something lol

I'll allow myself to bring up Minsc and Boo, his miniature giant space hamster:

As of me... IDK... I'm defending myself with a bill for my last groceries!

 

[Simo]

*grabs an old Manx cat*

Well...he does have claws...and teeth....but he's a very gentle cat, so I think you're gonna be safe : )

 

[Kharayi]

14mm box wrench. I suppose I could cause a mild bruise, or if I'm really lucky, gouge out an eye with it.

 

[Hamza2006]

A spoon...
Well I can still cause damage if I hit the right places

 

[FrostHeart]

At present it's a furnace... what's inside will be my weapon. Sticks and chicken!

 

[FrostHeart]

People will question me, but...

Right now it's a torture paddle. :3

 

[Foxy Emy]

A clock. Hard times are ahead for my enemies!

 

[Hamza2006]

Ah yes
A chair... My most powerful weapon.

 

[Van the cheesen one]

Does a table count?

 

[Tyll'a]

Garbage can. I guess my attacker would go out with the garbage?

 

[FrostHeart]

I have a pillow.... r.i.p me

 

[Stray Cat Terry]

A keyboard sword and a mouse mace, great!

 

[Keefur]

I have a one inch wide vintage paint scraper from the 1930s. Look out! I will scrape every inch of paint off of your body!

 

[hologrammaton]

with this 『COFFEE POT』, i shall teach the physical world the meaning of fear

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

A plastic cup.


OoOoOo sooo scary