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Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!


A ceramic bowl that earlier today had rhubarb crumble in it.

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
A half-empty 2L bottle of Kvas. Unless the enemy is terrified of everything Russian, or has a severe grain allergy, I lose.


Professional Watermelon Farmer
Some cheap earbuds. I could try to choke somebody, but I'm 99.99% sure the wire would break first.

Or, I could tape them to somebody's head, and play the complete One Direction for 24 hours, until they died from the pain.

Kellan Meig'h

Kilted Luthier
Round number 2!

Dang - my Black Bear Diner coffee cup. At least I can get at least one good noggin knock in before it breaks . . .


so much edge on this thread with purposefully placed Katanas and knives or pistols

but i think we can all agree that my tactical weapon is far superior in all ways



New Member
A flower pot or pillow. Yep I'm gonna die.
Unless I hollow the pillow of its stuffing and choke the attacker


....A 1.5L(half-full) bottle of Cola. Well, at least I get to drink some of the beverage of the Gods before I die!


Professional Watermelon Farmer
A bucket of fried chicken!

I suppose the bones could hurt, after I eat it, and threw them hard enough, or it might make you trip/fall, due to it being fried, and thus, a bit greasy/slippery.