Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

I suppose so. I have a pencil. Time to go John Wick

 

[Guifrog]

I have Monica's Gang comic books... I'm sure the enemy will enjoy and have a good laugh

 

[Bink]

a half drank pint in a can.. seems messy and a horrible waste of a brew x3

 

[KiokuChan]

a bathtub...okay....

 

[Keefur]

Salt's good for spirits too.

I can never get it right... Is it lick, salt, lick, drink the shot, then lemon?

A small trash can with some old orange peels in it. Maybe I can squeeze some orange oil into your eyes.

 

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

I have a dangerous piece of paper! Don't try it!

 

[Guifrog]

I have a tooth brush *puts it on my enemy's mouth to make him throw up*

 

[Ruki-the-Zorua]

I have a tooth brush *puts it on my enemy's mouth to make him throw up*

Most lethal indeed!

 

[DireWolfJ4]

Well i'm sitting on a couch and its to the right of me so I guess i will be catapulting a couch in battle X3

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

I have a small TV that can also be used as a computer monitor.

 

[redhusky]

It's a plastic "cuplet" of maple syrup. I'LL MAKE YOU STICKY! I SWEAR IT!

 

[Manny]

I smash my Japanese Textbook on your head.

 

[hologrammaton]

i am now armed with a cylindrical object intended for mature audiences

 

[redhusky]

i am now armed with a cylindrical object intended for mature audiences

A coffee thermos?

 

[hologrammaton]

A coffee thermos?

possibly

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

XBone controller. It's on!

 

[Manny]

I gag you with a blanket.

 

[Kharayi]

A bottle of Tri-Flow. I can use it to create an oil slick for my foe to slip and fall. Or squirt it in their eyes.

 

[Marcl]

A... strainer. Want some tea?

 

[Furrium]

...

 

[Manny]

A massage stick thing...

 

[FurryFelix]

Hello lamp... *grabs lamp*

Blinds you with the light of A THOUSAND SUNS!!!

 

[PercyD]

Extension cord whip- oAo

 

[otterpaws]

Wet wipes (don't ask)! I can just... wipe my enemies and... make them uncomfortable?

 

[redhusky]

Wet wipes (don't ask)! I can just... wipe my enemies and... make them uncomfortable?

Why do you have wet wipes!?