Quick! Grab the object that is standing to the right of you! It will serve you as a weapon!

[Chad Firepaws]

*grabs @ssaannttoo * Quick use Horny attack! *tosses at opponent*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*grabs @ssaannttoo * Quick use Horny attack! *tosses at opponent*

*clings and smothers*

 

[Lumineer]

I suppose I could bash them on the head with my guitar? I'd rather not though, it was expensive for me :{

 

[Shyy]

Roll of TP... bottle of 91% Isopropyl Alcohol and striker on my key ring... shits about to get "LIT"!!!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I'm aboutta tp somone's house

 

[KiokuChan]

One of those fidget pop toys that are super soft... yeah that's not hurting anyone unless I shove it down their throat or something..... hn "you look like you need to destress" *hands the toy as a peace offering.

 

[Shyy]

Small tube of Colgate toothpaste, because the can of shaving cream is empty.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*holds up my paws*lock and load

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Grabs a smol child*

 

[Luxibutt]

*Grabs candy wrapper*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Grabs candy wrapper*

plz dont gib me a paper cut!

 

[Luxibutt]

plz dont gib me a paper cut!

Oh, it's going to happen <

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, it's going to happen <

*hides behind couch*

 

[Kumali]

A bottle of blueberry pomegranate Vitamin Water. The label says it has "zero sugar," so I don't know how effective a weapon it'll be.

 

[ssaannttoo]

A bottle of blueberry pomegranate Vitamin Water. The label says it has "zero sugar," so I don't know how effective a weapon it'll be.

The chemicals inside of it would be good. We can use this.

 

[Foxridley]

A pen.

Let's find out if it's mightier than the sword.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Finger nail clippers.

Let’s find out if it’s mightier than the pen.

 

[Kumali]

The chemicals inside of it would be good. We can use this.

Blueberry pomegranate Molotov cocktail?

 

[Baalf]

*Grabs a bottle of liquidy hand sanitizer* Beware!

 

[Minerva_Minx]

SPOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!

 

[Luxibutt]

*hides behind couch*

You can't hide from the wrapper! *chases*

 

[Universe]

Iron fence

 

[ssaannttoo]

You can't hide from the wrapper! *chases*

EEEEEEEEEEEP

*runs around flailing*