Hmm... A thread about racoons... Here's an idea that is lurking in my membrane (and also a way for this idea to be passed on if I fail to do something about it):
Imagine a racoon who constantly help crooks commit tax evasion for a large sum of money. Yet, the racoon will constantly screw over the crooks it is helping through some kind of twisted "monkey's paw" (slang for a wish that's given in a crooked way) without any harmful intentions. The racoon's scheme to help crooks to do tax evasion can seen as a scam, to one, but to the racoon it isn't; just a simple little blunder in a way to help those do tax evasion.
Inspiration for this racoon idea comes from the character, Saul Goodman, who is from Breaking Bad & Better Call Saul.