Hakar Kerarmor
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
And yes, I'm completely serious. I did just pull of a string of references, but I think they're relevant.
Since we're stringing references anyway, how about this from the Big Friendly Giant:
(after two generals 'discuss' how they are going to 'pacify' the giants)
Queen of England: "Gentlemen. There will be no bombs, and no guns. The giants are not to be hurt."
General: "But your majesty! They eat children! They're murderers!"
Queen of England: "That is no reason to follow their example."