Roast the fur above you.

[Tyrrovada]

As in the title, Roast away! (No limitations. GO NUTS!)

 

[Infrarednexus]

Your car sucks!

 

[AppleButt]

Who are you to tell someone their car sucks you rusty bucket of bolts!!

 

[Infrarednexus]

At least I don't ride a bus filled with hobos and cleaning maids to get to work.

 

[Pompadork]

BOY YOU LOOK LIKE ANYTHING MADE FOR “GAMERS”

 

[Skychickens]

Heyo get off the beach and get a haircut. Seriously you look like a tourist.

 

[ResolutionBlaze]

Either I need glasses or your camera lens is really blurry; I can't tell what you are.

 

[Tyrrovada]

Says the glumbutt angsty dragon

 

[Mosie]

You'll never be the man your mother is

 

[Tyrrovada]

Oh. Here comes the werewolf hugger telling a werewolf about masculinity

 

[Mosie]

Guess I know how to man handle this situition. If I can just grab hold of your mother for a sec.

 

[Tyrrovada]

Good one Mosie. So you're a geek, and a polygamistic motherf**ker. Litterally!

 

[ResolutionBlaze]

Still using mother jokes in 2018.

Early 2000s want their jokes back.

 

[Mosie]

You could say i'm poly-orgasmic, better than getting stuck under one of them chins of yours, think the 4th one?

 

[Astus]

I've seen people with half of their face torn off wear glasses and still look better! I'll alert the plastic surgeon ~ (just kidding though your avatar is super cute <3)

 

[Skychickens]

Grow up kid. It’s time you learn you can’t go everywhere with your plushie!

 

[Asassinator]

Three words: What. Are. You?

(Seriously tho, I still have no idea)

 

[Guifrog]

I think you are a snowflake when you're white and a big orange with chantilly cream when... you change fur skin...
Um, would someone teach me how to roast the others? :s I'm way too terrible at this, otherwise...

*puts him in the oven*

 

[Rochat]

I think you are a snowflake when you're white and a big orange with chantilly cream when... you change fur skin...
Um, would someone teach me how to roast the others? :s I'm way too terrible at this, otherwise...

*puts him in the oven*

You're a grown ass man on fur affinity.

 

[Lexiand]

I don't have to say anything

 

[Gem-Wolf]

You sure you're a werewolf? You look more like a pussy cat

 

[Saga]

˙ǝᴉssnɐ 'ʇᴉ pɐǝɹ plnoɔ noʎ os ǝƃɐssǝɯ sᴉɥʇ pǝddᴉlℲ

 

[Lexiand]

You sure you're a werewolf? You look more like a pussy cat

You sure you are female? You look more like a man more than anything

 

[Gem-Wolf]

You sure you are female? You look more like a man more than anything

Based on what? Your poor eyesight or sources?

 

[Galatur René]

Based on what? Your poor eyesight or sources?

Oh, an Australian. I wasn't aware your country had the internet bandwidth to run on a forum with this much complexity.
Don't crash your net trying to respond.
I'll wait.