Roast the fur above you.

[Dynamostic]

At least I have enough creativity to come up with something instead of using a stupid photo!

 

[SoL-JoS]

Hush, you. You're barely a nibble to me.

 

[Dynamostic]

Rawr! *bites savagely*

 

[Infrarednexus]

You must have been smoking some serious shit with those eyes of yours. It makes sense too. Those who do pot aren't exactly model citizens.

 

[Dynamostic]

Stupid bucket of bolts!

 

[Skychickens]

Hey step back from the camera would ya?!

 

[Dynamostic]

WHAT EVEN ARE YOU!?!?

 

[Asassinator]

I’D ASK THE SAME QUESTION, BUDDY

 

[Dynamostic]

Ahaha! At least im original, wolf boy!

 

[Asassinator]

You must be blind, cuz I’m a Shiba

 

[Dynamostic]

Still a canine!

 

[Asassinator]

Still a canine!

I can’t think of anything... (you’re just too cyoot)

 

[Dynamostic]

I can’t think of anything... (you’re just too cyoot)

I thought it was supposed to be a roast

 

[Chaosmasterdelta]

I expected something more fire themed with a name that has "Blitz" in it.

 

[Dynamostic]

Well you don't seem very chaotic.

 

[Infrarednexus]

You have a bad case of poison ivy on your face there.

 

[SirGavintheFurred]

I want my soda can, vending machine!

 

[Dynamostic]

Well you look like what happens when two trash cans have sex. (We will take you down, robot).

 

[Infrarednexus]

Mullets went out of style long ago.

 

[Dynamostic]

Shut up, Borg

 

[Skychickens]

Get those tattoos on your face from a quarter machine?

 

[Infrarednexus]

You need a chicken tail to go with those chicken wings.

 

[MetroFox2]

What kind of fool would encoumber themself with such bulky things? It looks rediculous!

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

If only you were as sharp as the spear you're holding.

 

[Guifrog]

All you do is just buzzzzz, buzzzzz, BUZZZZZZZ, pfft.