Roast the fur above you.

[Skychickens]

What's with that smile? What, you think you got a chance?

(It's funny...because I drew that smile.)

 

[Infrarednexus]

I'll roast you and I'll do it with 11 herbs and spices too!

 

[SoL-JoS]

I bet you can roast her, you old backblasting bucket of bolts. I'ma roast a hot dog on your damn tailpipe.

 

[Dynamostic]

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and everyone elses' stinks.

 

[Lexiand]

Awww why would I ever rost some thing cute..

 

[SoL-JoS]

>SveltColt
>not actually a colt.
I'm offended.

 

[MetroFox2]

Open your eyes, fool, or you might accidentally walk into my spear.

 

[Moar Krabs]

The fact that you're still primitive and use a spear in 2018 proves that your brain is stuck in the ice age.

 

[Scorpen]

Roast? Why would I roast you when I can deep fry you instead!

 

[MetroFox2]

Close that drooling maw of yours, that breath is stinking-out the thread.

 

[Infrarednexus]

You call that an arrowhead?

 

[MetroFox2]

No, I call it a spearhead. Only an idiot could mix those up!

 

[Infrarednexus]

It’s called a shower, buddy. Just because you fight like a neanderthal doesn’t mean you need the hygiene of one too.

 

[MetroFox2]

At least I don’t rub so many cosmetics into my fur that it starts falling out. Anyway if hygiene is so import to you, know that I crush up and rub lavender into my fur

 

[Infrarednexus]

Ha! You call that a roast?!

Come back to me when your tribe has super armor and electric pulse rifles, and not rubbing plants on your body.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Do you know how long it has been since the OS on those pulse rifles had a security patch!?

I don't even need to roast you! With your lax attitude towards security and blind trust in technology manufacturers, it is only a matter of time before you super armor explodes or your pulse rifle backfires frying you alive!

Honestly! Your tech is easier to exploit that of @MetroFox2!

 

[SoL-JoS]

Ha! You call that a roast?!

Come back to me when your tribe has super armor and electric pulse rifles, and not rubbing plants on your body.

You shoot like a stormtrooper.

Do you know how long it has been since the OS on those pulse rifles had a security patch!?

I don't even need to roast you! With your lax attitude towards security and blind trust in technology manufacturers, it is only a matter of time before you super armor explodes or your pulse rifle backfires frying you alive!

Honestly! Your tech is easier to exploit that of @MetroFox2!

lrn2grammar

 

[MetroFox2]

Ugh, groom your pelt, cat! I wouldn't even dare use that thing for underware.

 

[SoL-JoS]

Cat, huh? Someone has more balls than brains, I see. Even with that stupid, pointy stick, you still can't take me. I'll rip you to shreds, you fluffy-ass luncheon.

 

[Foxy Emy]

You shoot like a stormtrooper.


lrn2grammar

My auto-correct function is offended. Rebooting...

Your roasts are like a redshirt, easily forgotten...

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

yo arpees are average!

 

[SoL-JoS]

yo arpees are average!

Don't even get me started on you. I had stronger wodka in my baby bottle than you've ever had in your-
Oh, maybe that's what's wrong with me.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Don't even get me started on you. I had stronger wodka in my baby bottle than you've ever had in your-
Oh, maybe that's what's wrong with me.

You're more Polish than I am (yes, I am Polish)... and probably more Polish than @HistoricalyIncorrect!

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Don't even get me started on you. I had stronger wodka in my baby bottle than you've ever had in your-
Oh, maybe that's what's wrong with me.

You're more Polish than I am (yes, I am Polish)... and probably more Polish than @HistoricalyIncorrect!

 

[SoL-JoS]

Come at me bro. I got fangs for days and I bet you'd make a nice meal. Let's make your outsides as marinated in alcohol as your insides.