Lexiand
Werewolf
Nvm you look like a trap than anything
Roast the fur above you.
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Galatur René
Pantsuit Batty Vampire Lady
How droll. Werewolf humor.
Wake me up when he finds some tact instead of applying the brute force to his insults as he would to his victims, would you someone?
Lexiand
Werewolf
"Wherewolf humor" That sounds stupid even for a vampire
Galatur René
Pantsuit Batty Vampire Lady
Oh, you can understand me? My, I'm surprised. I was sure you were some raving mad beast who butchers his prey.
Wait, what am I saying. Of course you are.
Remarkable, you can rave in nearly comprehensible sentences!
I've found a paranormal marvel, right here.
Lexiand
Werewolf
Nah I don't do that stuff. however you do drink the blood of the people who happens to fall in love with you maybe that is the reason why you're alone
Galatur René
Pantsuit Batty Vampire Lady
Nice try.
This bat relishes in solitude.
If I craved companionship, well there are plenty of women who would be more than happy, thrilled in fact, to have a vampire accompany them.
Not so true for beings who have in some of their own mythology that they are literally required to kill the ones they once loved the most.
Whereas I can offer my loved ones immortality with a side of flight.
Gem-Wolf
da golden wuff
There are some things even a trap won’t touch.
Lexiand
Werewolf
More like a 1 way ticket to no more sun
Galatur René
Pantsuit Batty Vampire Lady
You poor thing, insulting Svelt so long after he has posted. Tsk, tsk.
Seems you've proven my internet bandwidth joke to be quite true.
But to explain something to you that you will see in a few months time,
It's pronounced Al-oo-min-uhm NOT Al-oo-min-ee-uhm.
At least I can still be within my wits during the beauty of moonlight.
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
At least you were a little more creative than normal, but yeah why don’t we just smash two incredibly popular things together and pretend we’re some edgy stuff. Good goin. Gold star for you.
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Infrarednexus
Guest
Your memes are stale
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
Jokes on you—I get unlimited data.
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Infrarednexus
Guest
At least my chickens are free range. I let them roam all the clouds they want.
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DaWaffleWolf
Guest
You wish you got chickens. I got chicken nuggets boi
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Infrarednexus
Guest
Of course you have chicken nuggets. You can only afford to eat fast food. Get a better paying job!
Casey Fluffbat
E. Fuscus from the discount section
If that neon red hair was a sign, it would say "closed".
I doubt all that tech would need anti-virus, no one would infect you.
What's the metal thing on your nose? It's called the bridge of your nose, you don't build a bridge on it.
You use infrared to see just how much hotter everyone is than you.
That hoodie couldn't even reach over your over-sized head, probably the largest they could make it.
That mouth isn't wide enough for a dozen people to understand your nonsense.
I doubt all that tech would need anti-virus, no one would infect you.
What's the metal thing on your nose? It's called the bridge of your nose, you don't build a bridge on it.
You use infrared to see just how much hotter everyone is than you.
That hoodie couldn't even reach over your over-sized head, probably the largest they could make it.
That mouth isn't wide enough for a dozen people to understand your nonsense.
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Infrarednexus
Guest
You don't need an apple to keep the doctors away. Your looks do that just fine.
Don't roast me, please
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Infrarednexus
Guest
Put some clothes on and I wont.
fucking edgy redneck
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
Get some trolling lessons. You're not doing it right.
This is a roasting thread, not a schoolhouse. I yawned just reading that.