Rock, paper, scissors, popsicles, machines, zebras, stuff

[Guifrog]

Whazzup?!

We're having a very nice luau on the beach and now it's time for some chilled out gaming. Here's how it works: I post a word, and the next one posts something that beats that word somehow. Likewise, the following poster tries to beat what the previous one used. Like this:

User 1: Rock.
User 2: A drilling machine beats your rock.
User 3: Godzilla eats the drilling machine.
User 4: A terrible virus kills godzilla.
User 5: A god destroys the virus.
User 6: Atheism removes your god.

And so on. Be creative, wild, respectful etc. and have fun! :3

I will start with... Diamond.

 

[Skychickens]

I mine the diamond.

 

[Guifrog]

Volcano sucks the mining pick in a sudden eruption.

 

[Ginza]

Giant sergal vores the volcano :V

 

[Ravofox]

A chunk of cheese traps the sergal!

 

[Skychickens]

A cute mousey eats the cheese.

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

An asteroid hits the mouse.

 

[Skychickens]

A scientist excavates the asteroid.

 

[LucierdaSolari]

A wizard vaporizes the scientist.

 

[Guifrog]

Harry Potter Avada Kedavra's the wizard.

 

[LucierdaSolari]

The Ministry of Magic throws Harry Potter in Azkaban.

 

[SeahorseySauce]

A scaly kaiju flattens Azkaban.

 

[Infrarednexus]

A a team of tanks takes down the kaiju.

 

[Ravofox]

dragons set fire to the tanks

 

[Massan Otter]

Skunks put the dragons in pink fluffy onesies with cutie marks on.

 

[Infrarednexus]

A sneaky fox comes along and tickles the skunk!

 

[Simo]

The skunk inadvertently sprays the fox in the tumult!

 

[Massan Otter]

The skunk is intimidated into hiding by a large owl.

 

[Infrarednexus]

The owl comes into contact with a radioactive mouse.

 

[Simo]

The owl is abducted by a film crew led by a radioactive mouse for a Harry Potter musical in Vegas and the skunk flees to Otter City to check on tutu violations

 

[Ravofox]

The skunk is blocked from entry by a big bull.

 

[Massan Otter]

The bull is seduced by a rather frisky Jersey heifer.

 

[Simo]

The skunk makes sure all the otters in Otter City are wearing the proper uniform------a tutu.

 

[Skychickens]

The skunk meets up with some cows outside of the city.

 

[Guifrog]

The cows are killed and eaten by humans.