Rp thread (starship yifferprise )

[mcjoel]

Im the captain you all must pleasure me with an orgy

 

[Mayonnaise]

But captain, I'm an otter, I don't know any of this. Please teach me all you can.

*RIPS HIS SHIRT SO THAT HIS CHESTFUR IS SHOWING*

 

[Feste]

Captain, I have found a lovely posting for you

 

[mcjoel]

Zero g sex is best sex

 

[Willow]

*will folds his ears back, blushing slightly*

u-um Captain, I'm not so sure about this ^o///o^

 

[Ruggy]

when do i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[Luca]

Captain, shall I ready the lube pit?

 

[Miriafox]

captain, I need space viagra, from space

 

[Ruggy]

I WILL ONLY WATCH FROM THE CLOSET

 

[Runefox]

SHUT UP, WESLEY

 

[Ruggy]

SHUT UP, WESLEY

say it again but with "Ruggy" please

and make out with the captain while you do it

cuckolding is kind of my thing

I TAKE MY FETISH VERY SERIOUSLY

 

[mcjoel]

*will folds his ears back, blushing slightly*

u-um Captain, I'm not so sure about this ^o///o^

Of course you are we practiced all that time

when do i put on my robe and wizard hat

Now woman now !

 

[Astus]

*walks in* I'm commander Astus Shepard... help me take out the reapers!!

 

[Kaizy]

I shoot myself out the airlock, and fly into the engines.

I do not survive.

 

[Zuriak]

"But Captain, I thought RP wasn't allowed in General Discussion!"

 

[Runefox]

say it again but with "Ruggy" please

and make out with the captain while you do it

cuckolding is kind of my thing

I TAKE MY FETISH VERY SERIOUSLY

SHUT UP, RUGGY

*furious captain-crewman spit-swapping*

 

[Ruggy]

Now woman now !

The demure lioness emerges from the shadows, pulling a wand from her cock-temple. She waves it, muttering, "accio wizard clothes"

A sparkly hat and robe appear.

She puts them on.

She also has a beard for some reason.

"Yer a furfag, Captain."

 

[Ruggy]

SHUT UP, RUGGY

*furious captain-crewman spit-swapping*

oh god yes

i'll be in the closet

ignore the squishy noises

(or don't, if you're into that)

 

[Miriafox]

shut up enson barnaby and get back to cleaning the captain's fisting machine

 

[Runefox]

Fisto needs regular lube jobs if you know what I mean

 

[Ruggy]

i demand this be star trek / harry potter crossover furry orgy

DON'T KINK SHAME ME

 

[mcjoel]

"But Captain, I thought RP wasn't allowed in General Discussion!"

PleaseI'm the captain I do whaI want i

SHUT UP, RUGGY

*furious captain-crewman spit-swapping*

My pepmurrmint fluids will help freshen up your breath

 

[Ruggy]

Fisto needs regular lube jobs if you know what I mean

ensign barnaby i will lube it with my plentiful juices from my lady hole

 

[Miriafox]

major tom here. i've come from a timehole spaceworm to provide ziggy stardust based anal shenanigans.

 

[Runefox]

Make sure you use the correct applicators