Rp thread (starship yifferprise )

[WolfNightV4X1]

*transcends the mortal plane and becomes space deity*
AND WITH THAT I HAVE MADE 2,500 POST COUNT THIS IS MY LEGACY ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE WNV4X1 OUT!!! I have no life...

 

[CaptainCool]

*Russian accent*
I slowly begin to remove your clothing. My lizard begin to show.
Would you like to continue? Y/N

 

[Runefox]

*Russian accent*
I slowly begin to remove your clothing. My lizard begin to show.
Would you like to continue? Y/N

>Y_

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Further investigation will reveal more about their nature:

> what is a grue?

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the internet. Its favorite diet is drama, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of work. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

> go down (on CaptainCool)

Oh no! You have wandered into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

*** You have died ***

 

[badlands]

*does what sergals do*

 

[LazerMaster5]

Doc, I seem to have contracted space herpes from sucking alien dicks. What should I do?

 

[Runefox]

Doc, I seem to have contracted space herpes from sucking alien dicks. What should I do?

I'm afraid the only cure for space herpes is space AIDS.

 

[LazerMaster5]

I'm afraid the only cure for space herpes is space AIDS.

Dammit. Are you sure there isn't treatment available in the Crab Nebula? I do not want to lose my dick, as a metal dick is not as fun for yiffing.

 

[Runefox]

Dammit. Are you sure there isn't treatment available in the Crab Nebula? I do not want to lose my dick, as a metal dick is not as fun for yiffing.

Well I mean if you want space crabs be my guest

 

[Lomberdia]

*does what sergals do*

So rape and eat folks.

 

[Runefox]

So rape and eat folks.

So basically nothing that doesn't fit with the theme of the good ship Yifferprise