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Rules for life


Daedric Prince of Secrets
2. Never give your wife exercise equipment for her birthday.


Just a Horse Trying to Avoid Life's Manure
4. don't believe certain people when they say they are almost ready or be there soon


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14. Join every religion on the planet, including the ones that contradict each other, just to be on the safe side. Find a way to wear a turban, a yarmulke and a hijab at the same time over the top of your Rasta dreadlocks. If anybody laughs, scream 'Namaste' and hit them with the sword you always carry in case you need it to get into Valhalla.
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vaporeon character != mushroom characters
"did you try restarting it"