Rules for life

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

This is a list of general rules for life, work, play, or any situation.
Make up a rule. It can be serious, funny, positive, negative, or completely nonsensical.

You lose the game if you repeat a rule, or make it political. There are no winners. Ha!

I will start:

1. Always carry a knife

 

[Punji]

2. Never give your wife exercise equipment for her birthday.

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

3. Always bring more socks than you think you’ll need

 

[RamblingRenegade]

4. don't believe certain people when they say they are almost ready or be there soon

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

5. Watch the sunrise at least once a week

 

[Dragon64]

6. Never tell me the rules

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

7. French fries in the bottom of the bag, also known as “bonus fries”, are the rightful property of the nearest dog.

 

[Mambi]

8. If you're going to fall off the cliff of life, might as well dance and enjoy the scenery!

 

[a sleepy kitty]

9. He who smelt it dealt it.

 

[Rimna]

11. Rules are more like guidelines, you don't always have to follow them.

 

[Dragon64]

10. Numerical order is just a suggestion

 

[a sleepy kitty]

11. When there is a snoot, it is obligatory to boop said snoot.

 

[Marius Merganser]

12: Change the default password.

 

[Deleted member 160111]

13. Don't wear dark glasses so you won't be compared to the FBI and the Terminator.

 

[Faustus]

14. Join every religion on the planet, including the ones that contradict each other, just to be on the safe side. Find a way to wear a turban, a yarmulke and a hijab at the same time over the top of your Rasta dreadlocks. If anybody laughs, scream 'Namaste' and hit them with the sword you always carry in case you need it to get into Valhalla.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

15. watch Scooby-Doo 2: monsters unleashed

 

[Vino The Strange-One]

16. Join the daily meeting in the void.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

17: Buy DOM-ino's pizza (totally unbiased opinion)

 

[Vino The Strange-One]

18. When you buy DOM-ino's, you should buy something from SUB-way.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

19: When you grab a footlong from Sub-Way, ALWAYS remember to tip your subby otter

 

[TyraWadman]

20.

 

[Amepix Will Win]

21: Remember to write a rule for number 20

 

[BooTheHamster]

22. Opinions are like buttholes. Everyone has one, nobody thinks their own stinks despite protests from others.

 

[ben909]

23
"did you try restarting it"

 

[Calhe]

25. Don't use calculators, use your keyboard instead