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Rules for making a fursona. (joke)

Itzal

Active Member
Must be able to shoot lasers out their asscheeks and cry rivers of black blood and Monster energy drink
 

ZeekWeasel

I AM WEASEL!
Must always be looking for a master.
 

NerdyMunk

Only a Book Smart Nerd
Must be able to twist and bend their body to unbelievable proportions and poses.
 

ZeekWeasel

I AM WEASEL!
Must always make a grand entrance only to lead into boring small talk.
 

FlynnCoyote

Takin it slow.
75. Last names are hard. You are now Jack Fox, Randy Dog (o bby), or Jeff Dingo. Cause everyone in the world is name Adam Human.

I lol`d at this because it made me want to change my surname to Human. :D


Anyways...

Must always fly/somersault/cartwheel rather than simply climbing stairs.

Never makes direct eye contact with their friends while revealing deep emotional secrets.

When falling from a cliff/ledge/railing, always waits until almost in the lava/spikes/stampede before revealing that he can fly.

Always sighs deeply before making a complicated/simple choice regarding whatever the plot is about.
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
112. must be a hybrid that's a mix of EVERYTHING
113. must be part or total canine
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
114. must have an dick, at lest 7 inches long.
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
117. must have an god mode in RP
118. when in god mode your fursona must be untouchable, shot lasers form its eyes, and ignore all laws of physics, gravity, or common since. And must be so powerful it would make a Mary Sue's teeth hurt.
119. must be 25 years old or under.
 
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shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
120. must have an agenda to turn every other fur into there own species.
121. must have human bits
122. must have crazy hair colors
 

Waya Wolf

New Member
it has to have a mandatory *freaking out and probably dying* rp scene in the first ten minutes, and every five minutes thereafter in roleplay. and must include some sort of edgy denial for all friendship in every roleplay.
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
123. must have an never ending need to yiff with everyone and anyone.
 
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